Editor's Note: Due to a freak power outage, this obituary of Barbara Bush was written without the benefit of research. In order to pay our respects to this great woman in a timely fashion, we have decided to post this piece as-is. We hope you forgive any errors on our part.
Yessir, if this family continues to not mention past incidents, Costco could give us all a new lease on life.
We're not going to solve gun massacres with bad manners, people.
All the dirt on the latest thing the President did that you'll forget about in two days.
Nothing but the most convenient for the outer rung of your circle of friends.
Serial killers: they're just like you and me.
Those NFL players have really stuck their knees in it this time!
Get the REAL DIRT from BIG BOYS IN BLUE who deal with BAD HOMBRES!
To be honest, it's extremely insulting to be labeled a "Nazi." Was I marching with several Nazis? Yes. Was I waving a Nazi flag as I marched? Yes, but only out of kindness: I was holding it for another man so he could wave a larger Nazi flag.
One completely reasonable non-sexist man explains why women shouldn't be tortured by white-collar jobs.
The true reasons behind Bannon's removal may surprise you.
A young boy, facing controversy over a joke in a country with "free speech?" Is this even America anymore?
Guess who's coming to Thanksgiving dinner: A literal Nazi.
Your local Halloween Superstore is back in town, bringing with it quality products and a plea for sanity from its proprietor.
As is the case with all political speeches, Hillary Clinton's "basket of deplorables" comment exists as one of thousands of possible options run through high-priced consultants and focus groups. Here are some of them.
Take a look at Hollywood's brightest stars who won't be allowed to shine at this year's RNC.
BEEP! BOOP! ZAP! Video games aren't for my dad anymore! Because he's dead.
A brave pop culture addict puts his foot down once and for all.