The Destruction of Dark Killer, submitted by Leyburn. The Destruction of Dark Killer is the single greatest piece of fiction ever committed to a weird personal web site. It's very short, only three paragraphs in length, but it's illustrated and contains more pathos than ten high school productions of "Death of a Salesman". This tale describes the epic battle between Pink Power Ranger and his arch-nemesis the mysterious blood-eating Dark Killer.
His name was Pink Power Ranger. He was 10.000 years old. He was from the Power Rangers House. He collected Power Coins. He liked men and disliked women. He liked to eat energy. He liked to destroy planets in his free time.
Memorize this story, inscribe the pictures upon your flesh, tell your children so that they might tell their children and so on until all across the land the name of Pink Power Ranger is upon the lips of man.
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