JEFE BABYSLITSPLITTER STUMP-PUMP III, submitted by LABIASLICER THE FAGNIFICENT. BACK FOR MORE?!!!! FOR THIS CUM-GOBBLING FRIDAY THE THIRTEENTH I BRING YOU HYPERDEATH! WELCOME to the HOMOCALYPSE!!!!!
LEAD RULER of the BUTTY NUT TURD END OF THE WORLD is none other than JOHN TESH. Or as I like to call him "JEFE BABYSLITSPLITTER STUMP-PUMP III!" TAKE IT AWAY YOU PONY-FUCKING DICTATOR!
I've been looking forward to this particular feature of the new site for awhile. I'll be using this blog to let you know what's going on with me, the radio show and everything else we're doing.
NOW I'M GOING TO PLAY YOU ALL A JOHN TESH SONG CALLED MILLION MILE ROTCUNT!
*gigantic rubber vagina sprays out blood*DEEP LIKE THE OCEAN
DEEP LIKE THE SEA
DEEP LIKE CAMUS
DEEP LIKE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE OWWWWWWWW WOOOOOWWWWWWWWWW!
MILLION MILE ROTCUNT
STINK FROM BELOW
THOUSAND LIGHTYEAR NECROPUSSYFELCH
FROM BELOW
FUCK IT UNTIL
FUCK IT
UNTIL
IT SWALLOWS STARS
THERE'S ORION
MINGICULES
THE DYKE POLE
THERE'S ROBIN WILLIAMS
FUCK ITTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!
THIS IS JOHN TESH PEACE OUT FAGGOTS!
*he rips a giant bloodfart*
LIVE BY THE CUNT, DIE BY THE CUNT! I ALWAYS SAY!
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