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you entar teh path to go to the huanted Volcanoe, but suddanly a GHOST OF THE HAUNTED WATERMELON FAMERS comes up to yuo and it looks like he is up too no good!

"GO AWAY FROM THE HAUNTED WATERMELON VALACNOE, MORTAL BEAING!" he incantates.. "YOU WILL DIE AND BE MURDERED TO DEATH!" and he blocks your path!

A ) Punch teh ghost in the face!
B) RUN PAST IT
C) eat the ghost