A LOOK AT TEH UPCOMEING CONSOUL WARES!!!!!!!!1

BY JEFF K,!!!!!!!!!!

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A LOOK AT THE NINTINDO GAMMECUBE!!!

Nobodey used too make games for Nintendo 664 becuase Ninetndo charged $500,000,000 for a license and when yuo bought one, you had to wash the cars of evarybodey who worked at Nintentendo's companey. SO not that maney games were made and teh games that were made were just sequals to games like:

DONKEY KONG 64
DONKEY KONG 642
DONKEY KONG 643
DONKEY KONGS RIDGEWAY RACEKIT
DONKEY KONG PICKS A WINNAR

LEGAND OF ULTIMATE ZELDA
LEGAND OF ULTIMATE ZELDA 4: TEH POWAR OF BROWNNOSE

POKEMON GOLD AREANA TOURNAMENT
POKEMON: FATHEAD, I CHOOSE YUO
POKEMON MYSTERY VAN
POKEMON VS. DR. CLAW
POKEMON WORALD DUNGEON 9

and maney othar games. Since Nintendio is a familey friednly companey, they only made games that could be playaed with teh entire family FUN FOR TEH WHOLE FAMILY!!!! but now they dont want to make family games so they are manufactureing games liek "CONKER'S WILD FUR DAY" and "HELP GRANDMA RAPE THE POPE 5" and stuff. and yuo are naked in all the games and haev a vary larage pennis! WITH BOOBYS!!!!!!

the Gamecube will come in a wide range of colors, from "FAGOT BLUE" to "FAGOT PINK" to "FAGOT GREY" to satisfy all teh fagots in teh worald. it is a vary large consoul and si teh size of a cat! And teh hardware is vary slow too, becuase Nintendo still uses radio transistars and metal glue to make there parts. BUT nobodey cares becuase Nintendo markets their games to 3 year olds and now 30 year old perverts who want to play "VIRTUAL DONKEY BALLS 7"

GAMES COMEING OUT FOR TEH GAMECUB:

ZELDA'S MAGIC BARN 12
MARIO AND LUGI SOLVE A CRIME
POKEMON DIGITAL DILLEMA
METROID'S WACKY MASSACAR
BANJO KAZUKI VISITS A KETCHUP FACTORY

and thats probaly it although yuo can bet theyll all have 500000 SEQUALS EACH!!!.

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