HELLO AND WELLCOME TO MY HOEAMPAGE OF MOVIE PREVIEW FOR 2003, A YEAR OF TEH TIGAR!!!!

my Naem si MY NAME SI JEFF K adn yuo might previosuly know me from my award winning webpaege at Jeff K. (my webpage). BUT I am tired of writeing about video games and my TV set broke anyway when I threw a hat at it!!! OH NOS!!! But yet, so I haev decided to write up a previews page about movies comeing up in teh year 2003, in teh summar whitch it si not already and I HAVE TIPS!!! I HAVE UNDARCOVAR SOURCES IN TEH MOVIEMAKEING INSUDTRSY WHICH IS HOW I GOT ALL THESE RED HOT TIPS!!! so yuo can hand yuorself yuor own ass in yuor hands and take my pearls too teh bank gents, becuase I HAEV SCOOPED ALL TEH MAJOR MOVIE SITES WITH THES ARTICAL!!! especailly that webpaegs about teh fat Chewbacca who sees movies and then rates tehm based on how good teh popcorn and Twix were at teh movie theatar. MY PAGE IS WILL BE BETTAR THAN THAT SHIT so either leave it or lump it, flathead! AHHAHAHAHA!!!

Teh summar of 2003 looks to haev maney exciteing movies ready for its helmet, so prepare a deliscious buffet in advanced! We will haev actian moveis, adverntare movies, comememdy movies, and maybe just maybe we might learn a littal bit about ourselfes too! Any ways yuo looks at it, 2003 si teh year of all of teh movies to come out, so if yuo plan on dying yuod bettar die after 2003 so yuo can sees all of teh movies! LETS GET ON WITH THIS SHOW!!!

EXCITEING MOVIES IN 2003!!!

 

Save teh Last Dance for Me, Part 2

Teh MAtrox: Part 2: Mattrix Reloaded!

Loard of teh Two Towars Part 2: Return of teh Hail too teh King!

Teh Fast and Furrious 2

EX-MEN 3

 

Click hear too begin my movie preveiws excravanganza!!!

 

OPS I MEAN CLICK HEAR!!

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