This article is part of the Replacing Movie Subtitles With Fighting Game Quips series.
When video game fighters lay down a challenge, they blurt out supposedly badass lines of dialog. These quips just happen to work much better as subtitles for random movies. The text in today's update (including typos) comes from Samurai Shodown 2, Night Warriors: Darkstalkers' Revenge, Fatal Fury Special, and SVC Chaos: SNK vs Capcom.
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Fighting game characters love to intimidate opponents with terrible dialog. These quips don't work as intended, but they do make movies way better when used as subtitles.
Other articles in this series
- 1. Fighting Game Quips Make All Movies Better
- 2. Replacing More Movie Subtitles With Fighting Game Quips
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