If you are gun owner engaged in the ever-vital Gun Control Debate Online you might find it helpful to use one or more of these Founding Father quotes in your arguments. All of these quotes have been verified by a Facebook group with guns in the name and are also usable on Twitter and TruGrit, the Twitter clone that was created only for people who believe an AR-15 can be appointed to the Supreme Court.
We're not going to solve gun massacres with bad manners, people.
The guns are gone. Now what happens to all those paper targets? Don't tell me you forgot about the paper targets. The ones hanging from little clips on fancy clotheslines at shooting ranges. With no guns to destroy these legions of paper bastards, they go unchecked.
A sign proclaiming "BACTA: DA FUTURE" marks the town's medical clinic
1998: I upload dave.pcx, and change the course of history
Set goals for yourself, and fulfill them. Absurd! Only in video games!
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