What's New on Netflix This Month!

Publishing a list of what's coming to Netflix is a cheap, easy way to get hits. So let's get started!

A Documentary About Voting Rights You'll Mean To Try, Then Watch Bob's Burgers Instead

Buckle Up For A Megaton Fuckload Of Major Dad Reruns

Fourteen Stand-Up Specials Somehow Involving Shaquille O'Neal

SeaQuest DSV (Sorry)

Wilfred? Sure, Why Not

Tyler Perry Presents: It's Bad

Oscar Winning Old People Having Sex: The Movie

Fruitvale Station

Eleven Things Where The Thumbnail Is A Girl Taking A Selfie

Selfie

Something With A Sexy Lady On The Cover, But It's About Human Trafficking, You Creep

Is Tonight The Night You Watch Jiro Dreams Of Sushi? Huh? Is It? Fuck It, Let's Watch Scrubs

Thanks to Palpek for the Photoshops!

Pardon Our Dust
07-04-2020 by Dennis Farrell
Something Awful is in the process of changing hands to a new owner. In the meantime we're pausing all updates and halting production on our propaganda comic partnership with Northrop Grumman.
DEAR FURRIES: WE WERE WRONG
06-30-2020 by Phiz Kalifa
Dear god this was an embarrassment to not only this site, but to all mankind

Let's improve landmarks
Photoshop Phriday
Landmarks and statues around the world: old, boring and could use an update.
Make Horror Wholesome
Photoshop Phriday
Join the SA Forum photoshop goons in their quest to make horror wholesome!
Every Conceivable Way EA Could Screw Up Star Wars: Squadrons
Video Game Article
Yes, there are finally enough games for a new round of One Sentence Reviews

The Something Awful front page news tackles anything both off and on the Internet. Mostly "on" though, as we're all incredible nerds.