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The patented HoodiePillow Pillowcase includes a super-comfortable sweatshirt hood that's perfect for privacy and uninterrupted shut-eye. Simply pull the drawstrings to cover your eyes, stay warm and reduce noise.

Customer Review:
By FedoraFox from Madison, WI

Love it! This works better than my old method of awkwardly squeezing my head and torso into a pillowcase, especially since I often got stuck or lost circulation in my limbs/head.

Age: 41-45

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Customer Review:
By All4Jesus from Spokane, WA

I cut eyeholes into mine so I can wear it at all times of the day. It's a little uncomfortable and makes my neck hurt, like when I'm standing up or walking around town, but when I have the opportunity to sit or lay down, it all comes together and I know why I do the things I do and what my purpose on this earth is. You'll all see soon.

Age: 21-25

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Customer Review:
By Amabon from Biloxi, MS

Long story short the hood part ended up full of chili. More specifically chili I threw up in my sleep (I ate six bowls of chili then went to bed). Because I pulled the hood over my head really tight and then secured it around my neck with the drawstrings, I nearly drowned in my own chili vomit. This seems like an incredibly unprofessional oversight on the part of the designers.

Age: 36-40

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Customer Review:
By DadAndGrad from Bemidji, MN

First of all: big disappointment here.

Like most people, I use two pillows stacked on top of each other. So I bought two of these hoodie pillow cases thinking I would continue doing what I've done all my life. Here's the problem: you can't use the hood of the bottom pillow, because the top pillow is blocking it. I bought two hoodie pillowcases specifically to use the hoods. This is a huge oversight. Unbelievably fuc**** stupid. Am I supposed to put one pillow on top of my head? That's just stupid. I could suffocate. I want to use both hoods on both pillows like I paid to do. Period. I don't want my money back, just FIX THIS.

Age: 31-35

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Customer Review:
By SkyMallMommy from Phoenix, AZ

Tasteless. I never imagined SkyMall would start promoting "ghetto culture" with hood pillowcases. Thugs wear hoods, not sleeping people. Disgusting.

Age: 21-25

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Customer Review:
By PatentMan from Hope, AR

Once I saw this I had a million dollar idea right then and there. I ordered wife to sew a pair of my underwear to the side of a pillowcase. Now I can put the underwear on and always have a comfortable pillow under my butt. Use an extra large pair and you can wear them over your clothes, or let it all hang loose. Can also wear them on head if you want like this hoodie pillowcase. My version is better. Only an idiot would buy this. They work great aside from some diarrhea mishaps.

(PERFECT FIVE STAR RATING IS FOR MY VERSION, NOT THE ONE SOLD HERE, WHICH DESERVES NO STARS)

Age: 46-50

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Customer Review:
By Pontoon Pete from Roswell, NM

Perfect! I have long slept wearing a separate executioner's hood, but this makes it redundant. Now that it's built into the pillowcase, I can dream of killing the guilty and rest my head with one product instead of two.

Age: 36-40

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Customer Review:
By drowsy from Rotisserie, Ontario

Extremely comfortable and the pillow fits snuggly between my head and the headrest on the back of my seat. Great for tuning out and catching some quick power-naps when traffic gets heavy or I'm driving a super-familiar route where I don't need to pay attention.

Age: 41-45

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Customer Review:
By Frogbert from Red Barn, TX

Ordered this for my uncle because he likes to fall asleep a lot and the severe burns to his face and eyelids are disturbing to look at. Now everyone's a winner!

Age: 36-40

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Customer Review:
By HumanToiletDoug from Sandy, UT

Useless. I am making a full body version out of latex. Will have mouth fitting that attaches to common plumbing pipes.

Age: 66-70

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