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Greetings all. As previously mentioned in my blog, I am still dealing with those bothersome "rebels" who dare challenge my rule. Last night I devised a brilliant solution: I shall order all soldiers on the battlefield to retreat. The rebels shall ignorantly claim victory, but their cheers shall shall soon be silenced by the planet-annihilating laser from my massive floating weapons fortress.

My first target shall be Alderaan, which will cripple and demoralize their forces throughout the universe. This "Death Star" I plan to build shall span 260 miles in length, and shelter nearly 266,000 of my deadliest warriors. However, I am unsure how to get wireless working efficiently in it. Does anybody know what kind of download speeds Comcast offers?

Thanks,

D_Vader

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lol good luck with that lmao, sounds like u need it lol

i really doubt you know the first thing about building death stars, so maybe you should stfu in space first. ok ive built six death stars and i took a lot of high school courses in death stars and wtf do u know about them????? u r some fag sitting in there moms basement naked on the computer, good luck trying to figure out how to even install faucets in ur gay ass thing. my last deth star had led fan exhausts and a time laser (laser capable of destroying time) hahaha good luck D-gayer

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Oh what a surprise, another wonderful American conservative solution to dissenting opinion... spend money on more bombs and more guns and more death stars to wipe out anybody who might disagree with your OUTRAGEOUS foreign policy. It's great to know that nothing ever changes no matter what white Republican puts on that black mask and cape every four years. NOT MY EMPEROR.

Post edited by rager4:20 on 06/01/09 - 4:19 PM - I'm assuming you're American by your myspace picture.

ok my uncle hooked up wireless in his lake house it was relly easy BUT u need a god reouter like Netgear or The Link or something i dunno look it up on cnet or something if u want more details. AND dont put ur pcs by the windows or else ur wireless can go out the window and then its lost in space lolllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll

also dont call it a death star u should call it "PLANET: OF DEATH LAZER" and i can make u a logo 4 ur webpage if u got one check this out (i am not a proffesional but i like too practice allot): i will remove the copywrite if u paypal me

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