I can't decide if the recent anonymous secrets thread was one of the best or the worst things to happen to the forums. On one hand, I now have details about how terrible and disgusting some of the people I know are. Then on the other hand, I now have details about how terrible and disgusting some of the people I know are.

Lay that blob of sagging, spotted flesh you call a body next to me, babe.

Oh all right man, thanks for clearing that one up.

A friend of mine once told me over the phone that he "ownzored" something and after that call I avoided talking to him for like a month.

Anger is not a good gift this holiday season. In fact, anger is the worst possible gift you could give (besides a stocking full of those giant pink peanut-shaped marshmallow candies).

The disgusting sexual habits of the future... today!

He probably left his keys over there or something.

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