Leonard "J." Crabs, the one-man legal defense team representin' Something Awful, has taken time out of his busy schedule of squashing the imaginary bugs that infest his toolshed so that he may write an informative and helpful legal advice column to help you, the viewer! However, until Mr. Crabs finds a way to write and make sense at the same time, we present to you the next best thing: "Leonard's Law." If you have any legal questions you'd like to ask Mr. Crabs, feel free to email him.