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THE CORN WAS POISOENED!!! if yuove evar eaten grandmas corn yuo should vary well know it taste like teeth. BUT yuo are obviously not "in teh know" and now your are "in the ground funeral". because yuor died of poisening. now the worms eat your grubs and the coffin you were in is cheap so you got a walmart coffen! AND there is no gameboy inside so yuo are borade. and dead and at your funeral there was a fat lady who ate all teh cake and she said "BURP!!!!!!" realyl loud and she droled at yuor mom didnt cry becuase yuo are a fagot and dad was in prison and then there was a blimp that drove By BUIT the blimp was piloted by a drunk man and he carashed it into teh funeral and everyboatdy else diead at yuor funeral and WHEN THEY WENT TO BURY THEM ANOTHEAR BLIMOP CRASHED INTO THEM AND THEY DIED AND AT THERE FUNERAL THERE WAS ANOTHAR BLIMP CRASH HAHAHAHhahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa plz play my game againe thx bye A ) GO FIGHT DARTH VADERE B) see what teh noise is C) Choice C