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KICK!

you have opened up teh can of whoopyass! THE GHOST OF THE CYCLOPES WATERMELAN FARMER falls down to be dead, sending his soul to the boneyard!!! YAY!!! NOw you can go to teh haunted volcanoe or read CNN.com

A ) I WANTS TO GO TO TEH HAUNTED VOLCANOE
B) i am a fag and i like cnn
NO CHOISCE C