WOW! Anothar piece of hardhitting journalism?!? yes thats RIGHT! I haev scooped all teh othar crappey news siets and haev gottan an intarview with teh guys from "RERUN TOO CASTAL WOFENSTEIN"!!!! Drew Markham and Greg (something). I cant remembar his last name. but anyways thies is my best intarview yet and BLUES NEWS AND SUGARSNACK bettar posts teh news!!! and i will get hits!!! so here si teh thing.

INTARVIEW WITH TEH GUYS FROM "RETURN TOO CASTAL WOLENFENSTAIN!"
by JEFF K!!! L33T KING!

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haha, i dont know who thes is!!!!! but looks liek a dope.!

JEFF K.!!!!! - NOOOO I WANT AN EXCLUSIVE!!!! I DESERVES IT!

Drew - Hmm... Let me check with Adrian first.

JEFF K.!!!!! - HAM?!?!??

DID YUO SAY "HAM"? IS THERE HAM IN WOFEGETNSTIN?

Drew - We're still working on the food elements...

JEFF K.!!!!! - why dids teh nazis put there food on teh floors anyways? I thoughts they had tabals to eat on.

Drew - Yes, but the tables in the first game were all 2D, so you couldn't put anything on them.

JEFF K.!!!!! - YEAH and they faced yuo whereavar yuo went! MAGIC TABALES!

Drew - Yep!

JEFF K.!!!!! - do yuo haev magic tabales in Return too teh Wolfe game yuo maek?

Drew - There are tables, some could be magic, but there are tables definitely.

JEFF K.!!!!! - can yuo smashes them?

Drew - You can smash chairs, which are near the tables.

JEFF K.!!!!! - OH NO, NAZIS HAEV DINNAR PARTY AND PJ PAJAMAS BUSTS STUFF UP! WHAT A TERRIBAL GUEST!

why do yuo need chairs?!? ARE there no weapons?

Drew - Chairs are good for smashing nazis in the head and you can push them around and they make a fart-ike sound.

JEFF K.!!!!! - hmmm, farting chairs and magic tables... SOUNDS LIEK A WINNAR FOR SURE!

are all teh bad guys NAzis are OR are there space martians or soemthign?

Drew - There are lots of evil and horrible genetic type monsters, and there are also some creepy zombies and stuff.

JEFF K.!!!!! - WOW! ZOMBIES AND MONSTARS! did yuo watch teh Histrory Channal to get such a accurate gaem about WW2?

Drew - They kept all of that info secret so the public wounldn't freak out and panic.

JEFF K.!!!!! - why does teh Nazzis maek zombies too begins with?

Drew - They just woke them up... they've been sleeping for 1000 years from the first bad Nazi who started everything.

JEFF K.!!!!! - who was that?

names!

Drew - Prince Heinrich, Henry the Fowler...Got that off of the History Channel!

JEFF K.!!!!! - WOW somebodys been doing there hoemwork!!!

I dont undarstand why they makes zombies though! Why? to clean up there magic tables?

Drew - They were essentially the service staff and house help for the old timers back 1000 years ago.

JEFF K.!!!!! - Public services zombies?!? "Hey zombie clean my dishes?!?"

Drew - Hey zombie, put a roof on Adrian Carmack's house!


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