WAHHHH!!!!1

JEFF K.!!!!! - NEVAR!!!! too much work!

insteads i maek intarviews with smartey men liek yuo who maeks Wacky Wheels or whatever yuo do.

Drew - You could get your brother to do the artwork again, that was good.

JEFF K.!!!!! - NO, I KICKED HIM OFF TEH DESIGN TEAM > THINGS WERE NOT WORKEING OUT FOR TEH BETTAR

internal stRuggal!

Drew - Ah, yes, I know about those.

JEFF K.!!!!! - So what exclusive informatian can yuo give me for my intarview?

about Castal Woflrensteainaainet?

Drew - Okee...Give us one sec to come up with something good for you.

JEFF K.!!!!! - SURE RUN IT BY TEH LEGAL DEPARTMENt

ooh i haev questian for yuo

Drew - shoot...

JEFF K.!!!!! - Woflenstain dosant taek place in one castal dose it? because I lieks to go differeant places liek Mars and Utah

and Hardees.

Drew - No, you get to travel all over scenic Europe and kill many Nazis in different places.

JEFF K.!!!!! - in Hardees?

Drew - Yes, that's where you eat the Roast Beef sandwich power up.

JEFF K.!!!!! - IT ALL COEMS TOGETHAR NOW! wow, i hoep yuo arants copying off Duck Nukam #D with Dukeburgar.

Drew - No, this is a special happy meal, with all sorts of goodies inside of your sandwich.

JEFF K.!!!!! - oh good and dont sits down because teh chairs might explodes right? KILLAR CHAIRS - WHEN CHAIRS ATTACKS on Woffenstern!!

Drew - Yes, we are proud of our chairs.

JEFF K.!!!!! - I CANT IMAGINE WHY YUO WOULDANT BE!!!

can yuo throw fruit at peopal?

Drew - Hmmm... We COULD do that... probably wounldn't be too much work.

JEFF K.!!!!! - liek FOod FIght.

teh game

Drew - That could be a great secret level.

JEFF K.!!!!! - YEAH WITH TEH HOLES IN TEH GROUND AND NAZZI CHEF TRIES TO MAEKS YYUO FLAMBE OF FAGOT SO THROWS TEH TOMAOTOES!!!

Drew - Like Nazi Burger Time.

JEFF K.!!!!! - no, that walkeing egg scared me!!!!!!

dont tell though

Drew - Okee, no prob

JEFF K.!!!!! - I will remembar too edits this opoutut of teh intarview

SO i needs excluseive informatian!

SCOOP TIEM! GODBYE IGN AND THAT OTHAR SIET AND HYPONEDRIA!1

Drew - Okay, I'm going to look at the scecret white board for a second to get you a scoop... hang on...

JEFF K.!!!!! - okey thanks Milly

good luck in yuor travals

Drew - (the super secret white board is in the other room)

JEFF K.!!!!! - whatevar.

Drew - I'm back!

JEFF K.!!!!! - HOREAY!

Drew - Okay, NO ONE else has this!

Ready?

JEFF K.!!!!! - YES!!!!!1111

Drew - The first boss that you fight in the game is really a big fat chick!

JEFF K.!!!!! - CHICKEN? A CHICKEN DINNAR?!?

Drew - NO, a bit fag fat german woman named Helga, with a really ugly black mole on her face.

JEFF K.!!!!! - HUH? why do yuo fight her?

Drew - Because she's in charge of all of the bad stuff in the first part of the game.

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