GAME REVEIWS and PREVIEWS GIUDE FOR 2000!!!

ther are a LOT of ffgames comeing out this year, so i want to tell yuo about the games comeing out this year and review them. i have many games i have bought, because i WORK for UGO and i will get payed a lot for this siet!!! they have not payed me yet buyt they will, u will see! I AM ONLY 16 BUT I MAKE MORE MONEY THAT YOU WILL EVER WILL YOU!!! FAGOTS#

I WILL BUY a keybaored that has the emale button on top and the intarnet button to. THEN I CAN USE MUTLITASKING!! THAT MEANS YUO CAN USE BOTH THE BUTTONS! windows dose not suport multititasking because it was madfe by bill gates and he is a idiot because windows sucksm, thats why i use LITESTEP BECAUSE IT IS LUNIX! lunix is made my lunix torvaldas and he is an arcitect!

anyways

here are teh games i have played. they are REVIEWS. i will ad more text to teh reviews once i watch 'WHO WANTS TO BE A MILIONARE??" because i know these asnwers and i can win a milion dollars easy. i want to be on that show so i can be like:

REGIS: "WHO INVENTED THE LIGHTBULB??"
ME: THOMAS JEFFERSON
REGIWS: HERE IS YUOR A MILLION DOLLARS
ME: THANKS FAG!!!!!!!!!

then i will be rich like my friend, 0COOL! he has all teh money because he owns k3wl websites and wrriotes about games but he is rich becaseu he sells websites for $800,000,000 to italiens.

REVIEWS:

QUAKE 3 ARENA TOURNAMENT: this is teh best game evar made. quake 2 is the best game ever made, and so is quaek 3. quaek 3 is always entertaining, a feelgood experience! are you a marine and must COMPLETE OR DIE in the space contest and shots teh aliens with the BFG. the bfg is differatn in this game. in quaek 2 is whas green and now is shots fastar and looks like a space armadillo. this is a good weapon if you are A FAGOT! haha, i trix0red you! yuo can palay Quaek 3 in space and you on multiline AOL. theer is the gauntlet which is a shield with spikes and his hums like the toy mom has by her bed.

i'd bettar erase that last line before i print this or it will get in troubal REMEMBAR TO ERASE THAT

QUAEKE VIsAR

and the maps are good. but i can make bettar maps. why? CRISPAN ANTCOW is a fag, to simply put this! my maps are betar, yuo should probably download them now. any way, i give Quaek3 areana a 99%!!!! Quaek 2 got 100%%% download my maps hear

UNREAL TOURNAMINT: this is a bad gaem. it wil not run on my computar because Eipic cannot code. WANT PROOF?!?

QUAEK 3 AREANA - PERSONAL TELEPORTER
UNREAL - TRANSPORTLOCATOR

see??? they were COPYING! and the modlar for unreal copied PAUIL STEVE too (he makes modals for quaek3 ). they are booth wearing boots and do backflips!!! COPY CATS~~~

: P <--- that is on AOL

THE SNOT GUN IN UNREAAEL IS DROPING A LOAD

the maps are stupid too, ican make betar ones than CLIFF BLIZANSKI (he makse maps for unreale). cliff used to live down the street from my house and he stole my breakfast one mornign! i was waiting for teh bus and i had tradeing baseball cards (I COLLECT OTIS NIXON CARds) and i turned around and my toast was gone and cliff was in hes car and leaving!!! and palaying teh music loud! it was him!!! it was techkno

anyway, this game gets a 1/10000000000 review rateing! EIPIC = EIPICLEPTIC FAGS! HAHAHAH

everquaest: this is dungeans on dragons. yuo can palay it with othar people online. you have to buy and acoount on ebay, and i dont have enough moneys to. people camp in this game and that si why i think they are fagots. the game is liek:

INKEEP LARRY: welcome to my shop Charmander, may ui intereste yuo in some bat wings?

CHARMANDE: (me) FUK U FAG

INKEEP LARRY: greetings, Charmander! Perhaps you would find a rustey scimitar handy?

CHARMANDER: HELP

FIGHT THE DARGONS IN EVERQUEAT

and then that was it. i apalyed over at a freinds house. then i ate his cookies and left. his mom is a whore - i give this game a C+ because the trolls scrath their asses.

the font has changed and i dont know why###?????????????

SWOT 3: Swot3 was not fun!! i ran it and it was slow even thou i haeve overlcoloaked my computar to a petium K7. and use ramdoublar to. BUT - - - IT WAS STILL SLOWWWWW. anyways yuo play a policeman and you are being chased by 3 othar policeman so u have to shots them and run away. then you haev to arest other pppl too but they shots at you. i did not win a singal mission and i dont know why. here is why - FUCK THE POLIACE! SCORE: CENTER below

SWOT 4

i will be a rapper later. here is a rap:

Gonna beat them bitches, gonna bust a cap
overcloak that pusey and fuck a hat

i an working on this rap and will finish it at scool.

PREVIEWS OF UPCOMEING GAMES:

soldiar of fortoone - you shots the guys in the foot and they jump around and there are a lot of reealestic guns to use and i think a BFG. it is made by ken koestra and he invented olestra

ultimate online 2 - there are cyborgs in it and wheelchaires. you can make gold from mountains and buy cows. i beat Ultimate Online one because i hax0red it and gave myself 3000 rupees. THE WINNER? WELL THAT WOULD BE ME! i wil beat untilma online 2 also because i also use binarie code.

XCOM 8 - shots the aliens, run on the ufo, make guns from adamantium. it uses the Unreale engine so I call it "FAGS IN SPACE"

BATLECRUISER 50000 - derek smart is the space captain and yuo must sink his ship to win the princess!@

WHAT Otjher games are there/ i can't think of any that is it.

IT IS MY BIRTHDAY TOO, SO EMALE ME AND TELL ME HAPY BIRTHDAY I AM 16 and make MORE MONEY THAN YUO PROBABLY WILL EVER BUT I AM NOT MAKEING MONEY YET BUT I WILL BE ONCE UGO PAYS ME

i got to leave now, mom needs to emale grandma

-JEFF K. (aka |<R3/\/\! 311\</4)

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