GIVE ME A JOB AT ID SOFTWARE, ID SOFTWARE!!!
BY JEFF k.!!!!!!!!!
i read at on Tim Wiliites plan update that id si looking for a map designar for Quake! i said "HEY! I CAN MAEK QUAKE 3 MAPS, HERE IS MY WEBPAGE!" (go there). here is Tim WIlliets plan update:
Level Design Position Available Id Software is searching for a talented, experienced, and team driven individual to help us create some of the best selling games in the industry. We are looking for a team player to add to our design department. Requirements: 1. Experience working with a 3D engine such as Quake, Unreal, Lith-Tech,
etc. 5. Avid game player with an open mind and understanding of games and
gamers in general If you are interested please send email to twillits@idsoftware.com. All inquires will be strictly confidential. |
so I wrote this lettar to Tim Willats:
Helo Tim Willets! i recently read yuor PLAN update about a level desiner, and i beleive I am the man 4 teh job! I have many experiance palaying Quake 2 and beatting LPB fagots! i have played Quaek since 1987, and i am real good! but now I can maek levels to! i taught myself how to maek levels using the BUILD engine on Duke3dd and i made maps like: STRIPHOUSE 3D and i once played them on my modam. so i know what im doing,! now i can maek maps on Quake3Areana!!! i just taught myself this week but i am getting bettar, i will learn how to make lifts soon once i can get NOrton utilites working. Yuo can see all my maps at:: http://www.somethingawful.com/jeffk/maps/index.htm I WILL MAEK MORE SOON!!!# i am making a map like the ones u have in space where yuo jump on teh platforms and shoots at guys and then theres fog too. How do you make the color red????
I CAN work with Quaek3 engine. UNREAL TOURNAMETN is for fagots so i dont palay that. I dont know what Litchtach is tho
i can maek a schedule when i take my medicatian, but I soemtimes forget!
I like to compete in Q2 and I WIN!!!!!!!!!! except when i play LPB campar fagots
I am too young to drive but i want to work in teh industry so Id bettar get this job or im going to kick yuor aSS!
I KNOW GAMES, I PLAY DUKE#D ALL THE TIME AND QUAKE 3 BUT IT WONT RUN ON MY COMPAQ
okay, but only if yuo dont camp you fags!!!!!!!!@#$ I made a resume but cant find it. if I find a copy i will scan it and send it to you but it might be large becayse i cant figure out how to shrinkz0r images in Paint shoip pro and i am on a modam AOL. but yuo bettar give me this job because i am bettar than Crispin Antcow and i have niceR boots than him THANK YOU FOR THE JOB, FAG0T, I WANT $78,000 A YEAR AND WILL WORK ONCE I QUIT HIGH SCHOOL@ -JEFF K!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! bye, quake3 is bettar than karnov |
i Will get this job and work for id softwarez and i will make a lot of money, YOU WILL SEE! if u are another game comanpy that want to hire me to design levels, write in to me and i might if you pay me enough!!! i will write when TIm write me back
thx bye
-JEFF K. (aka |<R3/\/\! 311\</4)