HLOEL1!!!

JEFF K.!!!! - okay so giev me SOME excvlusive informatian so I can print it in my interarview and gets HITS!!!! JAEK1

Jake Simpson - More scoops? Hmmmm. let me think...

JEFF K.!!!! - hurry i need to meet Jerry in the eh woods were building a treeFORT

NO GIRLS ALLOWED OR FAGOTS

Jake Simpson - How about this? I have to go to the bathroom? That's a scoop.

JEFF K.!!!! - hmmm, Humor Dectector si getting a ZERO reading! I CANT FIGARE IT OUT JAKE!!!! WHY WOULD TEH HUMOR DETECTAR LIE TO ME WHEN YUO MAKE GROUNDBREAKEING JOKES ABOUT POOP?!?

NO MORE TURD JOEKS FROM JAEK SIMPSON1/ NO JUSTICE NO PEAEASCE!!!

Jake Simpson - *sigh*, that's what I get for trying to be clever. Note to self - Jeff does the funnies.

JEFF K.!!!! - i remamber last guy trieds too maeks jokes on Jeff K!!! intrarview and now he has THREE BROKEN ARMS!

Jake Simpson - Three?

JEFF K.!!!! - shut up

bonus pain for being stupeds

Jake Simpson - Fair enough.

JEFF K.!!!! - SOON I WILL WRASTLE HYPIONERDIA GUY IN NO HOLDS BARRED MATCH FOF DEATHMATCH

winnar taeks all! yuo can be my managar! i want a Kilingon in my cornar!!!11

Jake Simpson - Well Jeff, I must be going. I have to write some smarty man code to put up pictures of my idol Cliffy B.

JEFF K.!!!! - okey whatevar !!! I WOULD THANK YUO FOR EXCLUSEIVE INFORMATIAN BUT YUO PROVIDED NONE

so ther gose my hits/

Jake Simpson - I'm sorry Jeff. Can I send you a copy of Voyager for free instead?

JEFF K.!!!! - no!!!!

Jake Simpson - Pretty please with sugar on top?

JEFF K.!!!! - if yuo promise NOT too sign it

Jake Simpson - I promise. Really I do.

JEFF K.!!!! - okey then!!! ACES IN PLACES!!!

Jake Simpson - Yeah, and peddle to the metal too! Whatever that means.

JEFF K.!!!! - yuo go and poop or whatsevar

Jake Simpson - Thank you for permission.

JEFF K.!!!! - BYE BYE ROCK AND ROLL

Jake Simpson - Thanks for taking time out of your busey schedule to talk to me. I feel faint now:)

JEFF K.!!!! - thanks good luck with whatever yuo do Star wars or countarstriek or whatevar bye/

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