INTARVIEW WITH LEVELORD OF RITUAL ENTARTAINMENT

BY JEFF K,!!!!!!!!!!

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MAY YUOR CHRISMASS WISHES COME TRUE LIEK SANTA LEVELORDS!!! PS: HE IS SCARREY

Levelord - They are NOT hallucinations! People love me!

JEFF K!!! - who???

Levelord - lot's of people, trust me.

JEFF K!!! - liek 3?

Levelord - more than like you, that's for sure!

Shit, Dad died, I'm down to 2.

JEFF K!!! - NO I AM POPULARE AND GOT LINKED ON BLUES NEWS AND SHUGAR SHANK ONCE SO CRAM IT, UGLY

MARREY CHRISMAS

Levelord - Okay, okay, let's not get unprofessional here, we both have a job to do, so how come you haven't asked THE question yet?

JEFF K!!! - THE QUESTIAN? okay WILL YUO BE A BOOTH BABE AT NEXT E3?

Levelord - Booth babe? Not after Mike Wilson was one, no way!

No, no, THE question...

JEFF K!!! - what si teh BIG QUESTIAN? I keep asking you questians and all I get is GIBBERISH and yuor teh worst intarview evar, even worse then Jake Simpson (START TRACK L33T FARCE guy).

Levelord - "What's it like working so close to a gaming god like the Levelord?". Everyone always asks me that.

JEFF K!!! - I KNOW WHAT ITS LIEK TO WORK WITH LEVELAORD

ITS LIEK WORKING IN A PETTING ZOO

Levelord - Are you even listening anymore? I talk and talk, but I get more reaction from the microwave. You don't care anymore, do you? I have answered your questions over and over again. It's just screw, screw, screw anymore!

JEFF K!!! - at least I am not curseing up a storm liek yuo and yuo are trying too ruin my MSRP with yuor terriabal language and attitude!

Levelord - Are you and Lowtax really friends, or does he just pimp your site for money? I ask because he doesn't talk very fondly of you or your cause.

JEFF K!!! - who?

Levelord - At least I'm trying to be educational! I'm going back to Stomped!

JEFF K!!! - YES LEARN HOW TO BE A MUTANT FAGOT LIEK REDWOOD OKEYS1

Levelord - see! Redwood, now there's a Freak With a Good Question!

JEFF K!!! - no, hes just a FREAK liek ADRIAN CRAMACK!!!

Levelord - don't even say the words A****n C*****k!

JEFF K!!! - THATs teh smartiest thing yuove said all day!!! OR EVER

Levelord - Jimminy Crickets, fuckface! Want us to get in REAL trouble?

(trying to tone down the offensive language)

I've been to A****n C*****k's house, in the basement, ...I KNOW!

They say he's putting in a new 3-tiered pool, but there's NO WATER!

JEFF K!!! - NOT FUNNEY

Levelord - hey, just got my $25k Hannukah Bonus!

JEFF K!!! - 25k? 25 kilos of crack?

Levelord - not yet, that's not an acurrate transfer rate

JEFF K!!! - IM STOPPING THIS INTARVIEW BECUASE YUO ARE TEH WORST EVAR. anything else youd liek to say?

Levelord - Yes! I'd like to thank EVERYONE that has helped make the Levelord what he is today. Everyone, the little people, too. I'd like to thank JeffK and his staff for this really cool and, how do you say, l33t, interview. Finally, I'd like to thank

JEFF K!!! - ENOUGH

Levelord - Did you need an 8x10?

JEFF K!!! - GOODBYE

THAT IS ALL I GOT SICK OF LISTINGING TO HIM BABBAL ABOUT GOD KNOWS WHAT SO CLICK HEAR TOO GOES BACK TO MY HOEMPAGE AND READS ALL TEH PAGES AND MAKES ME TEH MONEYS!!!