A LOOK AT TEH UPCOMEING CONSOUL WARES!!!!!!!!1

BY JEFF K,!!!!!!!!!!

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A LOOK AT THE MICORSOFT EX BOX!1

The Ex BOX is teh brainchild of Bill Gattes who stifles creativitey and monopolizes things. if Bill Gattes wants a new lamp, he dosent buy one! He goes too Microsfot and tells his engineers, "GO BUILD ME A LAMP" and they do because theyre tied to radiators and Bill Gates hits them with softballs. then they give him his lamp and he goes home and reads JUDY BLUME ALL NIGHT!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHaaaaaa

so Bill saw that peopal were geting rich from makeing consoules so he saids, "okay, we will makes aconsoule thats liek a computar machene!" and he went to his computar machene and ripped all teh parts out and threw them into a plastic box and lit it on fire and screamed "HERES MY CONSOULE NOW!!!" and made teh engineers make moer. So instead of haveing consoule parts insides a consoule, teh Ex Box has COMPUTAR MACHENE parts inside it, witch means yuo can get viruses and "PASS THES EMALE TO 500 PEOPAL FOR GOOD LUCK". also yuo can haX0r it and watch naked ladies play volleyball on it.

Teh graphics cards si made by NDIVIA, a company which makes graphics cards. they are putting in a GeFarce 3 Ultra Mega SUPAR card inside of it and it will haev 19 fans on it and will burn yuo if yuo tries to eats it. Teh controllar will weigh 50 pounds and only has 2 buttons, "START" and "STOP" and "EMALE MOM" for yuor software needs. there are maney american games being made for teh ExBox becuase it si not Japanese witch means less jerks with big hair and huge swords and women with bug eyes. Also they will be in American because thats good becuase I AM TIRED OF NOT BEING ABAL TO READS THINGS THATS WRITTAN!!! WRITE IN AMAMRICAN!!!! ENGLISH!!!!!!1 YUO SHITS!!!!

Also Sega is makeing games for teh Ex Box witch means SONIC TEH HEDGEHOG!!! YEAH!!! SONIC IS TEH LAST HERO LEFT and Sonic adventars was a cat turd so hopefulley next one will be bettar. Bill Gates will haev CREATIVE INFLUIUENCE and make a penguin teh last enemy boss!!! hahah! LUNIX!!! LUNIXX!!!! GRAARRRGRGHHHGHGHRGRHAGGGGHHH

GAMES UPCOMEING FOR EXBOX:

SILENT HILL 3 - Zombieys haev taken ovar teh hat factory and yuo must kills them with guns
HALO - Drive a jeep around a laek and shots guns at robots BUGS and enjoy yuor commute to work
PATSY DRAGOON - no idea
EXBOX RACING CAR: drive a car around Bill Gates house and littar on his sidewalk/
HUDSONS ADVENTARE ISLAND 9 - picks BANANADS ON A SKATEBOARD!!! RADICAL TO TEH MAX!!!

CLICK HEAR FOR MY CONCLUSIAN ABOUT WHAT YUO SHOULD BUY