INCREESE THE PEACE!!! I CALL A TRUCe TO HAXORING

BY JEFF K!!!!!!!!

u have probly heard taht haX0rs have been hitting all teh populare sites like EBAY, AMAZONE, ZDNAT, CNAT, ESPN, FBI, and ETRADE. they hit the sites with DoS attacks becuase all these sites run on WINDOWS and WINDOWS IS FOR FAGOTS. this means that u cannot get to teh sites because they are being flooded by packets. here is a picture i maded of what happens with DOS ATACKS:

"WHEN DOS ATACKS"

as yuo can see, the haX0ring computar is sending out too much electristy to the servar. this makes the servar say:

C:\autoexec.bat
BAD COMMAND AND FILE NAME

C:\autoexec.bat
BAD COMMAND AND FILE NAME

C:\autoexec.bat
BAD COMMAND AND FILE NAME

and then it goes into a loop and yuo cant get into the server beacuaase its stuck in DOS. then the server must be reset and they haev to put ANTIWINNUKEPROOF on it AND NORTON UtILITES. i have downloade NORTon utilites and I use NOrton crashgaurd because it keeps my computar from crashing except when my dog comes in an he walks into the computar because hes' only got 3 legs from the time i Was in the dark with him and i was playiung Knights and WIZARDS and i hit him with my fake sword BAM BAM BAM! i thought it was my fag brothar but it was teh dog and now he has 3 legs but my brothar is still a fag so i will hit him too. i have also figured out how to make the color red on my webpage, thank u CNET HOMEPAGE BILDER>

WTF IS THIS????? IS IT A MONSTAR?? SOMEBODY TELL ME#

BUT... ther are haX0rs that are IP bombing teh servars on EBAY!@ they are using DOS attacks like above. if Yuo ask me, theyt are very iresnponseble because if you are a haX0r, you need to use the knowledge wiesly. Like what YOda said in Start Warz:

"Use the knowledge wiesly"

so they shouldnt be bombing these sites. they should be attaXing sites like Microsoft (BILL GATE = FAG) and whoever made Untreal Tournamit (THEY ARE FAGS TOO BECAUSE WHERE IS THE BFG???? THERE IS NO BFG IN UNREAL!!!!!!!!!!!!). they are dumb. but do not atack ebay and amazone.com and zdnat because my mom is trying to shop for grandma on-line and she is afraid to use the computar now because haX0rs can get in through AOL (AOL IS A GATEWAY AND WE ARE THE MUSEUM) to us and read are credit cards off the RAM. BUT thats okay because i made a faek credit cards! it said

NOTEPAD.EXE::: JEFF K. VISA 448775702076657026706706257070257050620507570 I HAVE $400000000 IN MY ACCOUNT BECAUSE I AM ONLY IN HIGH SCHOOL BUT I MAKE MORE MONEY THATN U EVER WILL YOU WHORE,

but my mom saw it and I had to erase whore because i was in trouble!!!

I WILL REDO MY MAIN PAGE IN FRAMES BUT I DONT HAEV THE TIME NOW! IF U WANT TO HELP ME REDO MY MAIN PAGE, U CAN AND I WILL GIVE YOU CREDIT SEND THE PAGE TO ME AT JEFFK@SOMETHINGAWFUL.COM AND I WILL LOOK AT IT. increse the piece

thx bye

I LOVE HAMBURGARS

-JEFF K. (aka |<R3/\/\! 311\</4)

HERE IS MY SITE! CLICK HERE FAGOT!!!

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