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BY JEFF K.

QUAKE 3 AREANA VERSIS KARNOV

SPECIAL EFFECTS:

Quake 3 arena has many special efects like blasting and lighetning and guns shots and the DQUAD DAMAGE WHICH IS FOR FAGS TO PICK UP AND othar things. there is red light too. But karnov has special efects too, EVERY time you die you start again and there is lightining when you leave and palay. LOOK:

THAT IS LIGHTENING! it is cool there is lighetning sound too

HERE IS ANOTHER SPEcial effact:

I AM GLOWING WITH POWER AND AM READY TO SHOTS FIREBALLS AT YODA IN A NEST!!!!

that is cool too but i like Quaek 3 bettar here so the WINNAR IS QUAEK 3 (booooooooo!)

ART: THE art is in Quaek 3 is dark and dull and dumb and black and red and gray and metal and stupid. in Karnov you are in a city and desert and water and a cave!!! THERE IS NO CITY IN QUAKE 3 AND NO CAVE IT IS FOR FAGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

look at the ART:

A CITY - WATCH OUT YOU FAT RUSSIEN, HERE COMES FAIRYS

OUT IN THE WOODS OR SOMETHING ITS A FACE

LOOKS IT IS A SEWER AND I AM BLUE

LOOK - A DRAGON THERE ARE NO DRAGONS IN Q#A

look i am shooting 3 FIREBALS AT ONCE! YUO CANNOT DO THAT IN QUAKE 3


HA HA THAT LOOKS LIKE AN ICE CREAM CONE BUT KARNOV COULD EAT IT

so karnov has bettar art.

CONCLUSION:

 

Quake 3 Areeana is newer and it wont even run on my system (BECAUSE MY COMPUTAR GOES TOO FAST FOR IT. i have overclocked my mouse and my monitar and my screen and my fan and it runs quake 3 so fast i can't play). it is because john carmake is a fag and cant program. but i have SEEN pictures of Quake 3 and it looks dumb. Karnov is bettar. oh yeah, and

UNREAL TOURNAMINT IS FOR FAGOTS!!! HAHAHA

so karnov wins!!! if yuo want a good game, get karnov. if yuo want a dumb game with no caves or cities get quake 3 areaana. i am going to leave now and see if my copey of PC ACCELARATOR came in

-JEFF K. (aka |<R3/\/\! 311\</4)

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