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11) Once again the computar made itself cheat by makeing its tanks BLACK and INVISIBCABLE too shots at! I could not damage them at all! it was vary unfair and soon all my pillboxes were gone and teh tanks ran ovar my dogs liek a dog in teh highway. soon they broke into my money bank machene and blew it up! THERE SI NO WAY TO STOP 5 TANKS SO NEXT TIEM YUO PALAY THIS AND YUO SEE 5 TANKS COEMING AT YUO JUST GIVE UP AND TURN OFF THE GAEM AND THROW IT OUT THE WINDOW!!!! because its not vary fair at all.
12) teh 5 tanks blew up teh rest of my base and I lost. It was not blanaced at all. I used stragety and cunning and evarything but I still lost!!! this gaem is a much worse game than anything by Unreal! I did not enjoy it at all!
SUMMARY: "Red Alart 2" would mightve been good if it was a diffarent game becuase this one is just a cat turd. it is vary unbalanced becuase buildings will shoot yuo and yuo cannot defeat 5 tanks EVAR and teh only good unit is Tanya because SEXY SEXY SEXY WOMAN MAKES MY MOTAR RUN, GRRRRRRRR!!! hahaa! LOL!!! ROTFEL!!! (internat lingo)
I would liek to shots teh Nazi Russians in thes gaem but it si obviousely too buggey too plays becuase I COULDANT WIN EVEN THOUGH I USED STRAGETY!!! AND INTRIGUE!!! this gaem is for mental midgets and farmars but not me becuase I enjoy teh feelgood sensatian of teh year, Quaek 3 Areeana which takes more intelligence too play than Read Alart 2. becuase yuo haev to know that armor shards give yuo more armor and health bubbals give yuo more health and yuo dont need to know anything for Red Alert 2 except how too quit when yuo see 5 tanks!!! and the dogs cant fly unlike the Rocket Men!
RATING:
Graphics: 2 - Everybody si so tiny and small! This si becuase Westwood is lazey and cant draw and could only maek there guys tiny becuase the art team graduated from junor high school last year HAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAH HOW DO YUO LIEK THEM APPALS FELLOWS?!? GRABUALsA!!!!
Sounds: 1 - there si a bug when I hear the sound about "NUCLEAR MISSALE LAUNCH DETECTED" and then my base blows up and I hate that and theyd bettar fix that. Oh yeah and Tanya sounds liek a woman in jail.
Smartyness to Palay: 1 - THIS GAEM IS TEH PITS!!!!!!!!! yuo dont ned too be smart too play becuase look even Jerry can play and Jerrys about as smarat as a foot!
Fun: 2 - Not vary fun at all. I would give it a 4 if I could write my own name with pillboxes, but NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO instead it gets a "2" score for horriabl bugs.
Overall score: F- I WOULD NEVAR BUYS THES GAEM AGAINE AS LONG AS I LIEVE BECUASE ITS JUST NOT A VARY QUALIETY PRODUCT! sorry westwood but yuo flew a cat turd into Fry's and I baught it and now Im sorrey.
PS: IF YUO SEND ME ANOTHAR COPY FOR JERRY, I WILL GIEVE THIS GAEM A MUCH BETTAR SCORE!!! IM VARY FLEXABLE WESTWOOD SO EMALE ME YUO STUPED FAGOTS///