NEW INTARVIEW! - SCOTT WARNAR OF BLACK AISLE (THEY MADES FALOUT AND BALDARS GATE AND ARE MAKEING ICEWINDY DALE)

i am makeing lots of gaeming man friends becuase my siet is populare!!!!!!! now I haev intarviewed Scott Warnar of Black Isle, he si makeing role palaying gaems and something called "Windy DALE", wjhich is dungons and Dragins (I haevnt heard of that gaem either, I think it si liek Final Fantatsy). so I gots scott to do an intarview and we talked about Cyclopses and role playing and good things. HE was a nice guy, much bettar than Charlie Weedhopper and the undesirabal Cliffy B (I WONT put up links to thier intarviews beucase I dont liek them), but then Scott turned out too be a jerk to at teh end, so I guess all computar men are jerks maeybe. BUT NOT ME, i am a gaem reportar and I have savoire faire!

-BY JEFF K!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


JEFF K: heres what yuo needs to do: maek a secrat cave, the Lair of Jeff K., and it has a cyclops in it hideing

JEFF K: and he stomps around

JEFF K: AND teh cave is really hard too get to

Scott: What does he say to you?

JEFF K: yuo haev to know teh secrat

JEFF K: "RAWWWWWR! GRRETINGS TRAVELAR, I AM JEFF K., MYSTERIOUS CYCLOPES! WELCOME TO MY LAIRE OF DUNGEON!"

JEFF K: and theres a quest too

Scott: Do you kill him then?

JEFF K: yuo haev to find his magic hat

JEFF K: yuo still loose

Scott: what does his magic hat do?

JEFF K: and yuo cant were his magic hat becuase its so big!!! But if yuo find it and give it too Jeff K. cyclopes, he puts it on and then he falls alseerp

JEFF K: it was nighttime cap

JEFF K: and he give yuo 500 gold

Scott: that sounds good to me.

JEFF K: NOW I WILL PURCHASE YUOR GAMES

Scott: JE SAWYER will be most pleased.

Scott: Tell Jerry to buy all of them.

JEFF K: NO

JEFF K: SHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAQ!!!

Scott: i like rap.

JEFF K: lier

JEFF K: liaer

JEFF K: liar

JEFF K: liyer

JEFF K: liar

Scott: i do!

JEFF K: LIKE WHAT??? BMX?

Scott: Not all RPG designers like Pink Floyd.

Scott: No I like Ghetto Rainbow

JEFF K: oh yes, that si a vary good song

JEFF K: i listened too that

JEFF K: what about Killah Bs?

Scott: who?
KILLAH B SI A HIP HOP RAPSTAR

JEFF K: yuo HAEVNT HEARD OF TEH KILLAH BS???

Scott: No?

JEFF K: let me get teh link

JEFF K: http://www.angelfire.com/ga2/killahbee1999/

JEFF K: he si a rappar

Scott: does he work at del taco?

JEFF K: no, he si to young to work

JEFF K: he has a pictare of him huggin an elf

Scott: "Yo killa beeez setme up with some Del Scorcho!"

Scott: hAHAHHH

Scott: his partna Rocky!

JEFF K: hardcore rappars hug dwarfes

Scott: don't step to that
KILLAH B HUGS DWARFES - ITS HARrDCORE!@

JEFF K: are theyre rappar dwarfes in yuor game?

Scott: hey he kinda looks like you

JEFF K: SHUT UP

JEFF K: HE DOSE NOT

Scott: hhaahaah

Scott: yeah we have MC Dwarfs in the game

Scott: they rock the mic like a vandal

Scott: hahaha you look like killa bees

JEFF K: SHUT UP

JEFF K: THATS NOT FUNNEY

Scott: do you hug dwarfs?

JEFF K: NO

JEFF K: yuo are pushing my buttons

JEFF K: im a o\

JEFF K: im a powder keg about too exploade

JEFF K: NO

JEFF K: I AM NOT LIEK KILAH BES

JEFF K: YUOR TREADING TEH THIN LINE AND ABOUT TO GETS PUNCHED

Scott: you printed out his lyrics and put them in your peechee huh?

JEFF K: SHUT UP!!!!!!!!

Scott: playas got to keep fat knots

JEFF K: WHAT?????

Scott: HAHAHHA

Scott: did you write these raps?

JEFF K: okey, i am going now, thank yuo for teh intarview, but YUO ARE GETING ME ANGRY WITH YUOR STUPIDNESS NOW

Scott: You're killa beeez in disguise!

JEFF K: STOP IT SHUT UP

JEFF K: I HATE YUO AND I HATE BLACK AISLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

JEFF K: THIS INTARVIEW IS OVAR

Scott: HAHAHA

JEFF K: PS: DONT PUT ME ON YUOR MALELING LIST

*** Disconnected Session Close: Tue Apr 25 20:26:53 2000

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