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i was asked to write a artical about the next generation video cards becuse some of you fags out ther may not know abotu them. WELL I know about the cards becasue i palay QUAEK 2 every day when i get hoem from scool and i haev benchmarked the VODOO 2 And TNT and i saw a report on ZDNAT about at MACWOrld even tho macs are for fags like Jeff Goldbloom. now i will tlak bout the cards by manufactorar:

VODOO 5 BY 3DFX:

3dfx Shoked the world by anouncing they would use ANTI-ALIENING in the Vodoo 5. what this does is maek your game like a movie screen. u can see the fuzzy peopl in the back of the camera and when they move they BLUR because it uses hardware bus IRQ channals for RGB port transmetaconcitation. this way u can pretend like ur in the movies and Quaek 2 will be more reelistic. it will be liek this:

QUAKE 2 GUY: 'Im gonna rip off your head and shit down ur neck"

VORE: NOoooooooooooooooooooo (goes off into background and is FUZZY BECAUSE OF ANTI-ALIENING)

Quake2 guy: "I have a holoduke."

the vodoo 5 will also have a gigavoxel engine that can pump out more lines a second than the S2 virge. this is because of the T-buff which can perform the following effects:

Go faster, blurry shit, field of motion, death perception, full screen contrast, and 38 bit color fog table emulatian.

here is how it will work:

all the vodoo cards wil need more powar, so youll have to buy an engine and hook it up to ur computar. u can use a power cord too. but the extra power will cost money and so will the cards - the Vodoo 5 will cost ALMOST $1000!! that is a lot of money so u have to think if its worth it. i think it is so once i get a job working at the grocary store i will buy one. I didnot get the job before because i was an interview with the store mananager and he recognized me from the video taep when i tried to steal teh INCITE GAMING MAGAZINE because INCITE GAMING is teh best magazine ever and tghere were pictures of supermodels on it and you could see nipples. my cat has nipples too but they are kind of gross

so i think we can see that Vodoo 5 will be fastar and like a movie.

NVIDEIA NVSA 100

nvidea has made a dent in the world of gaeming by making the first card to play openGL games (the TNT). while this is neat, openGL is just a program that coders use becasue there too lazy to figure out how to code in GLIDE. glide is a program that makes u play Unreal. but u can use it for other games too! Nvidia does not use glide because they have bad drivers but u can optimize them for gaming. i was told my one of my friends on effnet to write this in the windows REGISTRY:::

HACKEY LOCAL MACHINE - Nvidia = GLIDE

HACKEY USERS - Default = JEFF K!!!!!!

HACKEY ROOT - Resolution = maxiumum overdrive

now u may see battar graphics in the nvidia, but it will be slower. 3DFX knows what is good is because they have 3DFX GAMERS.COM which si teh best site in the world beacuase they are the smarter people. scott sellars, who runs 3DFX, has said that nvidia is not good because they are making things i wont use and he is right. here is a list of thigns nvidea will give us that we dont need

TRUE BIT 40 BIT COLOR - nobody codes in it because when u try to play in regular 16 bit color the graphics look like orange and blue. the extra 6 bits is for freshness

openGL suport - we dont ned it, we need GLIDE only and maybe whatever microsoft writes games in (i cant think of it now) even tho microsoft is a manopoly.

that is all i can think of..

RAGE PRO FURY MAXX AGP RAZOR ULTRA 2

i dont know what this is i think it comes with Turok 2 though.

that is it. i hope i have told you more about the upcoming video cards so you know what to buy and dont listen to the compUSA jerks who will lie to you/

PS: CAN SOMEBODY PLEASE TELL ME HOW TO MAKE FRAMES 4 MY WEBPAEG? and the color red to

-JEFF K. (aka |<R3/\/\! 311\</4)

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