April 01, 2003: April Fool's Day!
AUTHOR: Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka
ALOD: Michael McQueeney

April 01, 2003: LOL: Level One Linguistics
AUTHOR: Josh "Livestock" Boruff
ALOD: White Aryan Resistance

April 03, 2003: Schroedinger's Cat: Dead, Alive, and "Furniture"
AUTHOR: Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka
ALOD: TightRope

April 03, 2003: Unlocking the Bible Code
AUTHOR: Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons
ALOD: White Power Web Hosting

April 04, 2003: Daddy Needs a New Pair of Shoes
AUTHOR: Reid "Frolixo" Paskiewicz
ALOD: Jack88's White Pride Page

April 06, 2003: Fair Game, Pt. 2
AUTHOR: Ben "Greasnin" Platt
ALOD: God Hates America

April 06, 2003: Lives In Baghdad!
AUTHOR: El Pinto Grande
ALOD: No War On Iraq - Link Removed

April 08, 2003: AMEIRCANS ARE NUMBAR ONE, FRENCHES ARE NUMBAR 30049291!!!
AUTHOR: JEFF K!!!!!!!!!!!
ALOD: Donald George Smith; RULER OF THE INTERNET

April 09, 2003: Operation Photoshop Storm
AUTHOR: Josh "Livestock" Boruff
ALOD: Worth1000

April 10, 2003: Pulling a Mohammed
AUTHOR: Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka
ALOD: Flat-Top Crewcuts

April 10, 2003: Job Hunt 2003!
AUTHOR: Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons
ALOD: CrippleXXX

April 11, 2003: Internet Relationships Suck
AUTHOR: Reid "Frolixo" Paskiewicz
ALOD: Baby Beautiful

April 12, 2003: Adult Situations
AUTHOR: Ben "Greasnin" Platt
ALOD: Tour of Hell

April 13, 2003: Livin' in a Dictator's Paradise
AUTHOR: Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons
ALOD: Hello, my name is Hemorrhoy Rogers

April 15, 2003: The SA Forums are Open to the Public!
AUTHOR: Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka
ALOD: I hate to hear of Bertram's

April 16, 2003: Got Semen?
AUTHOR: Josh "Livestock" Boruff
ALOD: From the Stars

April 17, 2003: Taxation With Insultation
AUTHOR: Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka
ALOD: ZOMBIE & MUMMY

April 17, 2003: Easter Science Lab
AUTHOR: Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons
ALOD: Silent Victims

April 18, 2003: Let's get physical
AUTHOR: Reid "Frolixo" Paskiewicz
ALOD: Obese City

April 19, 2003: A Religious Experience
AUTHOR: Ben "Greasnin" Platt
ALOD: Behind the Badge of a Deputy Sheriff

April 21, 2003: Awful Auctions
AUTHOR: Josh "Livestock" Boruff
ALOD: Mathias Blackwolf

April 22, 2003: SA Discovery: Childhood Entertainment Disappointment Syndrome (CEDS)
AUTHOR: Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka
ALOD: THE ENEMY WITHIN

April 22, 2003: The Best Laid Plans...
AUTHOR: Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons
ALOD: Yellow Rat 'FoxySquirrel' Fairydiddle's Journal

April 24, 2003: The Monthly Video Game Henchmen's 563rd Union Address
AUTHOR: Blue Guy #762,182
ALOD: natalie dee!

April 24, 2003: Thank You For Calling DeathStar
AUTHOR: Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons
ALOD: IbisTek's Security Vehicles

April 25, 2003: My Belfry is Full of Chipmunks
AUTHOR: Reid "Frolixo" Paskiewicz
ALOD: ET Corn Gods

April 26, 2003: Frolixo, I'm Calling You Out!
AUTHOR: Ben "Greasnin" Platt
ALOD: Ulli's Roy Orbison In Clingfilm Website

April 27, 2003: American Legends: Thomas Edison
AUTHOR: Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons
ALOD: Burnt Ice

April 29, 2003: Reach For the SARS!
AUTHOR: Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka
ALOD: The Fat Cave

April 29, 2003: The Blasted Radioactive Frog of Doom
AUTHOR: Josh "Livestock" Boruff
ALOD: Big Boys Balloons