April 01, 2005: Lindsay Dawn Riley in "Three's Calamity" (Part 2)
AUTHOR: Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons
ALOD: ElderAdo Financial

April 02, 2005: Saturday Gossip Gab
AUTHOR: Reid "Frolixo" Paskiewicz
ALOD: Houston Hash House Harriers

April 03, 2005: I was an Everquest attention whore
AUTHOR: Zachary "Spokker Jones" Gutierrez
ALOD: Sega Fantasy VI

April 04, 2005: 04.04.2199 - Vatican City - Papal Arcology - Level 774
AUTHOR: Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons
ALOD: GBS Food

April 05, 2005: The Hettsman-Guff-Runwood Summer Prescription Drug Expo
AUTHOR: Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka
ALOD: Real-life Truman Show

April 06, 2005: Bordering on Danger
AUTHOR: Josh "Livestock" Boruff
ALOD: Second Face

April 07, 2005: Midwest Internet Tornado Hunters Club
AUTHOR: Reid "Frolixo" Paskiewicz
ALOD: Iced Out Gear

April 08, 2005: You Arrrrreeee the Champions Agaaaainn!
AUTHOR: Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons
ALOD: WarriorWeb

April 09, 2005: A Beginner's Guide To Lost
AUTHOR: Corin Tuckers Stalker
ALOD: Naked Dan The Handyman

April 10, 2005: The Shopping Cart Retrieval Lady
AUTHOR: Zachary "Spokker Jones" Gutierrez
ALOD: Birth Story Diaries

April 11, 2005: Under the Sea With Udo Kier
AUTHOR: Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons
ALOD: Ultimate Warrior (reprise)

April 12, 2005: I Have No Lawn, Yet I Must Scream
AUTHOR: Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka
ALOD: Intuitions

April 13, 2005: Questions of Faith and the Nature of Super Joe
AUTHOR: Josh "Livestock" Boruff
ALOD: Deformed Feet Picture Gallery

April 14, 2005: Jargonacon 2005
AUTHOR: Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka
ALOD: Blue Ridge Nebula Airline

April 15, 2005: Cobra After-Action Report: "The Invaders"
AUTHOR: Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons
ALOD: Ogopogo Webpages

April 16, 2005: The Gift
AUTHOR: Reid "Frolixo" Paskiewicz
ALOD: Biohazard Erotica

April 17, 2005: Busted: A Citizen's Guide to Getting Away With All Sorts of Crimes
AUTHOR: Zachary "Spokker Jones" Gutierrez
ALOD: Bob and George, the Comic Strip!

April 18, 2005: Kids Say Yet More Darn Shit
AUTHOR: Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons
ALOD: THE MESSIAH HOME PAGE

April 19, 2005: Staff Reporter and the Invisible Asteroid Invasion
AUTHOR: Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka
ALOD: Music Hutt WE ARE THE STREETS!!

April 20, 2005: Mingle with my Daily Dirt
AUTHOR: Josh "Livestock" Boruff
ALOD: THE NEW PHYSICS

April 21, 2005: The Wink is Back
AUTHOR: Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons
ALOD: Released Reactions

April 22, 2005: Sampson the Safety Seahorse
AUTHOR: Reid "Frolixo" Paskiewicz
ALOD: Luxrock

April 23, 2005: What's Up With All These Zombies?
AUTHOR: Corin Tuckers Stalker
ALOD: Mac Geniuses

April 24, 2005: The New Pope Is A Nazi!
AUTHOR: Zachary "Spokker Jones" Gutierrez
ALOD: Emma Watson Community

April 25, 2005: Movies From Memory: "The Matrix"
AUTHOR: Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons
ALOD: Naga's Den

April 26, 2005: I Am Immortal! I Have Inside Me Blood and Things (Yeah!)
AUTHOR: Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka
ALOD: Revelation13.net

April 27, 2005: On this Day in History
AUTHOR: Josh "Livestock" Boruff
ALOD: URGENT HEALTH BULLETIN

April 28, 2005: It's Burger Time
AUTHOR: Reid "Frolixo" Paskiewicz
ALOD: Exodus 2006

April 29, 2005: Dreamytime Slumberland: How I Bought My Floating Castle
AUTHOR: Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons
ALOD: The Andrew H. Denton Art Archive

April 30, 2005: G4 What Art Thou?
AUTHOR: Corin Tuckers Stalker
ALOD: Armpit Photography