May 01, 2006: Have a Sucker
AUTHOR: Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons
ALOD: Pimpfants

May 02, 2006: Don't Wear it Out
AUTHOR: Dr. David Thorpe
ALOD: The Mystery Method

May 03, 2006: Human Cat Show
AUTHOR: Josh "Livestock" Boruff
ALOD: Queen of Farts

May 04, 2006: Highway to the Thrifty Zone
AUTHOR: Reid "Frolixo" Paskiewicz
ALOD: Skymall

May 05, 2006: Winesburg, Indiana: Alien Invasion
AUTHOR: Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons
ALOD: ATT & SBC

May 06, 2006: Dedication
AUTHOR: Corin Tuckers Stalker
ALOD: Email Spider

May 07, 2006: This Update is About My Dog's Penis
AUTHOR: Evan "Pantsfish" Wade
ALOD: Erotic Mind Control Search Engine

May 08, 2006: Blue Stripe: The Life and Times of a Droid Maintenance Technician
AUTHOR: Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons
ALOD: Trepanation Guide

May 09, 2006: Think Smarter, Not... Whatever That Other Way Is
AUTHOR: Johnny "Doc Evil" Titanium
ALOD: Hamster City

May 10, 2006: A Timeline of Our Rising Gas Prices
AUTHOR: Josh "Livestock" Boruff
ALOD: Project 666

May 11, 2006: People Who Should Get Off The Internet
AUTHOR: Hassan "Acetone" Mikal
ALOD: Deeker's Diaper Page

May 12, 2006: The 2006 Gokus - Erotic Fanfiction Awards Scorecard
AUTHOR: Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons
ALOD: Muck N' Mire

May 13, 2006: Red Phone Diaries
AUTHOR: Corin Tuckers Stalker
ALOD: Neil Diamond "So Good"

May 14, 2006: Celebrity Call Center
AUTHOR: Joseph "Maxnmona" Fink
ALOD: Joseph Fink's Web Zone

May 15, 2006: Suburban Living Report
AUTHOR: Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons
ALOD: MYGLITTERROMANCE

May 16, 2006: District Bulletin: Wanted Offenders
AUTHOR: Dr. David Thorpe
ALOD: The Ancient Art of Labia Stretching (Contains Nudity: Not Safe for Work!)

May 17, 2006: Enraptured
AUTHOR: Josh "Livestock" Boruff
ALOD: Bob's Transformation

May 18, 2006: Shirt Tales
AUTHOR: Bob "BobServo" Mackey
ALOD: 4 Color Rebellion Podcast

May 19, 2006: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Wire
AUTHOR: Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons
ALOD: The NSA

May 20, 2006: The H.P.A.T.
AUTHOR: Corin Tuckers Stalker
ALOD: Pajamas Seen On TV

May 21, 2006: Ye Olde Oblivion Bulletine Boarde
AUTHOR: Evan "Pantsfish" Wade & Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka
ALOD: World of Porncraft