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SPECIAL SNEAK PREVIEW FOR WINDWOWS WHISTLAR AND WHY IM SORRY
FOR BURNING DOWN MY KITCHEN
BY
JEFF K!!!! (PS:
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 I
was going too writes about Windows Whistelar today but my
mom is makeing me write an apaology to my dad for burning
down teh kichten when I made pankcakes from matches with Jerry
and his little brothar Franklin. so I am combining them into
one exciteing artical for yuo becuase Im tired and want all
yuo ideiots too shut up "WAH JEFF UPDATE YUOR PAGE YUO
LAZY PIGTRUCK!!!! YUO DIDANT UPDATE IT THES WEEK AND IM A
LOOSER AND MANSEXFACE.COM SI DOWN AND I HAEV NO WEBPAEGSS
TOO READS" so shut up because IM TIRED OF THES DOG AND
PONEY SHOW!!!! so hear si my artical about Windows Wishtlar
and why I am remosefull for burning down my kitchen
Microsofts is makeing
Whistlar because they ran of out years for Windows. Windows
still runs on DOS (DOS Operatian Service) and that means it
wasent Y2K compabatible, which means that they had too stop
at Windows 2000. If they made a Windows 2001 then teh computar
machene would think its 1901 and then it would run on coal
or steam powar!!! and coal cant fit into a computar machene
becuase of teh motharboard! its simpal math/
so They named it
Whistaler and got rid of DOS! Wistlar is based off teh Windows
NT programming which mas made Windows NT and provides a special
alterantive too Lunix! Becuase Windows NT is much more stabel
and supprotive of hardware and usars! Only teh vary good companys
used Windows NT becuase Lunix si for hippies and peopal who
liek to spend all day downloading programs that dont work!
BUT Lunix si free though because teh hippys who made it forgot
to charge moneys because they were flyin high on goofball.
and it was OPEN SORES>
SO Windows has
Whistlar which si based off their Lunix-killer appelicatian,
Windows NT! there will be three versians released:
- WINDOWS WHISTELR
PROFESSIONAL - for professional programmars who maek
games and who runs a server for Britany Spears PORN mp3s!
Yuo have too fill out a test to become a Windows profesional
and then yuo have too paint your car yellow!?!?
- WINDOWS WHISTLAR
Personal
- for PERSONS. Like Ed!!!
- Windows Whistelar
for Germaney - Germaney dosant liek blood and guts and
cursing, so all menus are replaced with ROBOTS and teh blood
is green and when you boots up teh compuatar machene Bill
Gates comes on and says "Die Schopfung der Teufelsrythmus!"
which means "Hello I'm BIll Gates and dont worrey Germanic
parents, yuor kids wont see blodd AND GUTS ON THIS TRAIN
RIDE!!" and then Bill Gates explodes in a cloud of
smoke and there si a carrot where he was!!!!
Some of teh big
differances include that WHistlar Progressional costs you
more moneys than a goldan ape,, and teh Personal edition only
costs $120! This si a carnival of saveings for sure, because
Bill Gates ia a smartey man who wants his software too helps
yuo out with homework and Microsoft Entree.
NEW FEATARES:
Whistlar has new
inmprovements too make it more easiar to use for handicappeds
and dumb peopal liek Jerry and his fat mom. One tiem we were
at teh video store and Jerrys mom was going too rent "House
2" and she turned around her fat ass knocked over teh
popcorn stand and Jerry started crying because it made a lots
of noise and Jerrys a littal dummey. and he eats crayons?!?
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