HAHAHAHAHA BIG man wants too be muscaley liek monstar Jason Hall or Paul Steede but he looks liek CONSTIPATED1

JEFF K.!!!! - okey hello/

WHO ARE YUO AND WHAT DO YUO DO?!

Jake Simpson - Hello Jeff. What's new?

JEFF K.!!!! - HELLO > I already SAIDS HELLO

Jake Simpson - What do I do? Who are you? The police? Why do you want to know? Do you know where I live?

JEFF K.!!!! - COME on ples answar teh questian I am bussey man with people to go and places to see!!!

Jake Simpson - Well, just cos it's you and I'm in a nice mood, and the sun is shining, and I had great lunch at China 1. I'm Jake Simpson, professional code monkey at Raven software.

JEFF K.!!!! - oh and what gaems did yuo make?/

Jake Simpson - Um, I makes gaems like Heretic II, Soldier of Fortune and Voyager : Elite Force.

JEFF K.!!!! - oh no teh raceist game!!!

OH NO!!! why did yuo maeks teh raceist gaem JAKE yuo seem lieks a nice man!!!

I nevar sees yuo in a klan hat on Jarry Springer show except "TEH transsexuael stole my lovar!" episode!

Jake Simpson - Well, that's the dark side to my personality that I only let out on Halloween.

JEFF K.!!!! - oh okey why did yuo maeks teh game racist? I reads in a PC GAEM MAGAZINE and they nevar lie becuase if it's in print that means its TRUE!!!!

Jake Simpson - Yes. Funnily enough we subscribe to that theory here at Raven too. We are really confused when the world doesn't end like the Globe tells us its going to.

JEFF K.!!!! - well i dont undarstand becuase yuor gaem si raciest against bad guys! EVErywheres yuo goes in Soldar of Fortune, yuo shoots bad guys = RACEIST against bad guys!!!

FOR TEH LOVE OF GOD JAKE WHY?

Jake Simpson - I think that's described with the technical term "Badguyist".

JEFF K.!!!! - i dont thinks thats a real term JAKE.

i think yuor makeing funney joeks at my expense except theyre not funny

maeybe yuo needs to harvest more trilithium FUNNY crystals smarty man!/

Jake Simpson - We were working on a game which was all peace and love, and had lots of flowers in it, but we couldn't figure out how the rocket launcher was going to work.

So we put some bad guys in at the last minute.

JEFF K.!!!! - I played that game, its UNREAL!!!!

HAHA HAHAHAH haaaaa

THEY COULDANT FIGARE OUT TEH ROCKET LAUNCHER EITHAR!

okeys, so now yuo makes STAR TRACK gaem abouts space right?

Jake Simpson - Actually it's only half about space. The other half is about trekking.

JEFF K.!!!! - DO I DETECT FUNEY JOKE FROM JAKE SIMPSOON???

Jake Simpson - I think there's some voyagering in there some where too.

JEFF K.!!!! - BEEP BEEP BEEP!!!

MY TRICORDER DETECTS INCOMEING JOKE ALART! MAN TEH BRIDGE, SET COURSE FOR "STARBASE FUNNEY COMEDIEN!!!"

DO PEOPEL CALL YUO "JOKE SIMPSON" AT WORK?

Jake Simpson - No, I can't tell you what they call me here at work because you have a family site and I wouldn't want to alienate any of your readers.

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