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By JEFF K!!! at so is TEH ARTWORK!!!
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Red Alart 2 is teh sequell to "Red Alart 1" which was also about teh Nazis. In thes game Albert Edison has invented a Time Machene too go back in time and invent teh time machene before anybodey else could invent it. But liek in that one Twilight Zone episode, when yuo travel back in time, yuo can mess stuff up!!! and Albert Edison messed stuff up so in Worald War I, instead of teh Americans winning, teh Germans won! And then the red tide swept across the worald!!!
In Red Alert 1 yuo had too shots teh Russiens with GUNS! In Red Alart 2 yuo have to shots teh Russiens with more guns and its liek Red Alart 1 except there are new units to palay and differant things to point! Hear is teh plot:
Aftar Red Alart 1 the AMamricans put "Alex Romonox" into powar as teh head Russian! But was he happy being a pupett? NO! He wanted to conquar teh worald with his Nazi Suparmen!!! So he got a mind control car from a great menace named Euri and they began conquest! THE RED MENANCE~ so yuo have too fight back and destroy teh RED TIDE before it destroys the AMERICAN!!! PS: The russiens also took over Texas and thats good becuase Texans need to have robots with missales shoved up there butts anyways (texans are the worst evar).
There are maney new
units too palay with. Here are some of teh Alied units:
GI - Boring man with gun. If yuo double clicks on him, he turns into sacks of potatos with guns
ENGINEER - repares buildings and is a wuss. dont evar use engineers! Theyre a WASTE OF MONEYS and time!!!
ROCKETEER - flys in teh sky and shots down! vary good units!!!
Spy - who knows
Tanya - HOOTERS MCBOOBY!!! she si in cutscenes and has a bad back becuase shes always bending ovar too look at teh map and yuo can see her boobs!!! IT IS A SEX EXPERENCE!!!! for sure
ATTACK DOG - teh BEST unit evar! Spend all yuor moneys on dogs, yuo will be plesantly surprised!
CHRONO LEGONAR - got me. something stuped probaly
there are also new tanks and machenes to attack with too:
GIRZZLEY BATTAL TANK - shots teh BULETS!!!1
Infantatry fighting vehcal - crazey machene shots missales!!! and it turns into crazey crane and machene gun paragramble!!!
Mirage tanks - I dont know how too maeks those, I think its cheating/