http://www.somethingawful.com/series/eastwood/The misadventures of an aging mercenary navigating the intrigues of the dividing States of America.en-usjeffreyofyospos+editor@gmail.comjeffreyofyospos+rsssupport@gmail.comFri, 09 Apr 2021 04:20:14 GMTweb2.0rss.com.farthttp://www.somethingawful.com/static.somethingawful.com/img/logo-rss.pnghttp://www.somethingawful.com/series/eastwood/14455http://www.somethingawful.com/feature-articles/days-winter-one/1/Protecting three spoiled rich kids with their own show on MTV for four days is a tough job.zackparsons@somethingawful.com (Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons)http://www.somethingawful.com/a/7079/Thu, 29 Mar 2007 00:00:00 GMThttp://www.somethingawful.com/feature-articles/days-winter-two/1/The three rich kids and their MTV show take an eventful trip to Aspen.zackparsons@somethingawful.com (Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons)http://www.somethingawful.com/a/7087/Thu, 05 Apr 2007 00:00:00 GMThttp://www.somethingawful.com/feature-articles/days-winter-three/1/The third of four days providing security for a trio of rich kids in Hollywood with their own show on MTV. A special job for Howser ends up as a Malibu Barbie nightmare. Plus special visit to the set of TRL!zackparsons@somethingawful.com (Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons)http://www.somethingawful.com/a/7127/Thu, 12 Apr 2007 00:00:00 GMThttp://www.somethingawful.com/feature-articles/days-winter-last/1/The fourth and final day of the job introduces the world to the Big Stunt. Television will never be the same.zackparsons@somethingawful.com (Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons)http://www.somethingawful.com/a/7149/Thu, 19 Apr 2007 00:00:00 GMThttp://www.somethingawful.com/feature-articles/two-days-spring/1/A misanthropic mercenary is hired to bust unions in Michigan. zackparsons@somethingawful.com (Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons)http://www.somethingawful.com/a/10950/Thu, 17 Mar 2011 01:00:00 GMThttp://www.somethingawful.com/feature-articles/michigan-union-busting/1/Union busting in Michigan escalates with a plot to fake an assassination of the governor. zackparsons@somethingawful.com (Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons)http://www.somethingawful.com/a/10982/Thu, 31 Mar 2011 04:00:00 GMThttp://www.somethingawful.com/feature-articles/three-days-wages/1/Eastwood returns! A bounty hunting job goes pear-shaped on the Mexican border and secessionists rally for Texas independence. zackparsons@somethingawful.com (Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons)http://www.somethingawful.com/a/12461/Thu, 28 Mar 2013 05:00:00 GMThttp://www.somethingawful.com/feature-articles/eastwood-days-fall/1/The USAF drafts Eastwood into exchanging a cult preacher for a hostage media personality.zackparsons@somethingawful.com (Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons)http://www.somethingawful.com/a/12475/Thu, 04 Apr 2013 05:00:00 GMThttp://www.somethingawful.com/feature-articles/days-fall-last/1/Three Days in Fall concludes as Eastwood and his companions attempt to escape the war zone of Corpus Christi.zackparsons@somethingawful.com (Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons)http://www.somethingawful.com/a/12489/Thu, 11 Apr 2013 01:00:00 GMT