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oh, so u are a shyster, huh?!? Well grandma isant going to give yuo any money becuase she gave you some for yuor borthday alreaddy and WHY CANT WE EVAR HAVE A NICE DINNER TOGETHER WHY DOSE YUOR FATHER ALWAYS HAVE TO YELL AND WHO IS THAT OLD MAN IN THE BACKGROUND I THINK HE IS DEAd.

A) Eat the corn
B) Eat the mashed potatos