INTARVIEW WITH LEVELORD OF RITUAL ENTARTAINMENT

BY JEFF K,!!!!!!!!!!

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hello marrey chrismas, Levelord Claus brings yuo an ONION RING!!!!!!1

JEFF K!!! - MARREY CHRISMAS

Levelord - Is this the REAL JeffK?!? ...dude, I am honored!

JEFF K!!! - MARREY CHRISMAS

Levelord - You fucking said that already! Besides, I'm Jewish and prefer to celebrate Levelords's Eve!

JEFF K!!! - DONT CURSE!!! I RUN A FAMEILY BASED WEB ENTARTAINEMENT SIET AND YUOR RUINING IT FOR MY READARS

KEEP IT CLEAN MISTAR

Levelord - Look! I know who you are! Don't think I and John and Brother Cliffy don't read your funny little comics!

JEFF K!!! - BROTHAR cliffy? Hes your brothar? Isant yuor kind of relatianship with him ILLEGAL IN YOUR STATE THEN??/

Levelord - Illegal? Perhaps, but the law should never get in the way of love. That's what Officer Ray says, anyways.

So what is it with your perverse spelling and poor, poor grammer. Don't you know they are a worse influence in the little kids than my fucking cursing?

JEFF K!!! - I DONT spell bad I types vary fast becuase I haev peopal too see and things to do and I cant SPELLCHECK becuase my fingars are liek lassaers!!1 mayeb yuo have tiem too sits around and play "OH HO HOW DO YUO SPELL TITTIES" all day but not me!

AT LEAST I CAN SPELL "GRAMMAR" THOUGH, CRACKHEAD!!!1

Levelord - I thought we were going to be nice here! Here I am, expressing my love, for you and Cliffy, and all I'm getting back is alot of hate and acting out!

JEFF K!!! - MARREY CHRISMAS

Levelord - ...and stop trying to proselytize your Christian religious shit on my, man! Christ was just another Jew, like me.

JEFF K!!! - Ive had enough of yuor CRAP.

so who are yuo and whats do you do?!?

Levelord - I am the Levelord! I am THE Survivor of the FPS Survivore Island thnig! I am also a Crime Fighting Supar Hero!

JEFF K!!! - BUT WHAT DO YUO SPEND ALL DAY DOING???? DOSE ANYBODEY THERE KNOW?

Levelord - Many think I am a game designer, sorry, l33t game designer, but that is just a cover... I'm no REAL game designer like Cliffy!

JEFF K!!! - BUT WHAT DO YUO DO?!?!?!? HELLO??? ANSWAR MY QUESTIAN PLZ! this intarview is turning out too be a BIG MISTAKE!!!

Levelord - I AM THE LEVELORD! I make levels for some of the coolest game sin the world! I make walls and floors, and even ceilings! I put bad guys there, and weapons here, and I make gamers run through my very critical path!

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