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INTARVIEW
WITH LEVELORD OF RITUAL ENTARTAINMENT
BY
JEFF K,!!!!!!!!!!
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TWO
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SANTA
LEVELORD SPREADS HOLLIDAY CHEER HE GOT FROM DRINKING
TEH BOTTAL LAYING IN TEH STREET
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JEFF K!!! -
OH, teh coolest games? Yuo made levels
for SOLAR WINDS?!?
Levelord
- No! I worked on SiN and Julie Strain, though! Hey, can I
ask YOU a question? What are your thoughts on a grown man
playing with Silly Putty?
JEFF K!!! -
playing with silly puttey??? I DONT
WANT TOO HEAR ABOUT YUOR SEX LIFE SIR
I
think yuo needs to get out more!!!! YOur a fruitbat!
Levelord
- Okay, okay, sorry... what are YOUR questions?
JEFF K!!! -
how long haev yuo been hanging around
offices and makeing leveals?
Levelord
- Since 1995, that was before many of you were even born,
I know, but it was a happy time. Sure, we didn't have many
of the things that make life easy nowadays (it that really
a word, Jeff? ...I can call you "Jeff", yes? ...I mean the
whole "K" thing seems a bit formal know that we're friends)
...we didn't have alot of things, but we were happy.
JEFF K!!! -
what did yuo do in 1995???
Levelord
- I did such kick ass DOOM levels that everyone in the industry
wanted to hire me. Actually, they all wanted to work for me,
but I settled on Garland Texas because I knew George Broussard
plays poker at his house.
...so ask me some
of those profound, digging questions that made people like
CliffyB, Stevie, and her little dog Johnny so famous!
JEFF K!!! -
IM NOT INTRESTED IN PROMOTING YUOR AGENDA
SIR
Levelord
- That's it! I am definitely feeling alot of hate here. I
will leave right now, so help me!
JEFF K!!! -
I am eth bIG TIEM< INTARVEIWAR and i
dont HAEV TIME TOO JUMP AROUIND HOOPS FOR YUO SIR! who do
yuo hate at Rituael?
Levelord
- Better question, who do I hate the most... that would have
to be smarty pants Tom Mustaine. He thinks he is very cool
and all the girls want to fuck him... oh sorry, I mean, they
want to kiss him, and I am very, very jealous. I am tired
of playing with myself, you know?
...no wait! I love
playing with myself!
JEFF K!!! -
STOP TALKING ABOUT YUOR LIMP SILLEY
PUTTEY SIR. THIS IS A FAMILEY SIET YUOR RUINING MY MSRP!!!!
Levelord
- Hey, would you like a signed copy of Heavy Metal?
JEFF K!!! -
NO NO STOP
Levelord
- Fine! Another question? Are they ever going to sell/auction
props and stuff from the FPS Survivor Island show? I really
want two things, ...Jeannie's Bottle and Levelords's Haunted
Bong.
JEFF K!!! -
MY VARIOS ARTWORK ABOUT YUO SEEMS TO
HAVE BEEN A HORRIABAL MISTAKE YUO ARE IN FACT NOT A HERO AT
ALL
Levelord
- It's my cover, dude, jeese, you're NOT helping!
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