INTARVIEW WITH LEVELORD OF RITUAL ENTARTAINMENT

BY JEFF K,!!!!!!!!!!

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IT SI A PRESENT TO REMEMBAR WHEN YUO MEET SANTA LEVERLORD~

JEFF K!!! - no all teh props and comics from SURVIVORIRVIROR went to chariety we printed them out and decorated Jerrys clubhouse with them too covar up the smell

Levelord - Jerry Rubenstein? You know him?

JEFF K!!! - no

Levelord - Hey, I know this is a kid's show, but can I go grab a fucking cigarette? I'm fucking jonesing over here!

JEFF K!!! - FINE

Levelord - Maybe you can think of a funny question or two while I'm gone, yes? This is worse than an interview with fricken Stomped!

JEFF K!!! - YUO ARE A LYIAR!!!!

NOTHING IS WORSE THAN STOMPED

Levelord - Okay, okay, you're right.

JEFF K!!! - go smoke yuor crack

Levelord - What if I have to piss during this interview?

JEFF K!!! - THATS WHAT MISTAR ATKINS IS FOR

Levelord - I don't smoke crack! You have that all wrong and I hate you because of all the emails I get. Mom wasn't very happy when that all came out, too!

You don't have any you want to sell, do you?

JEFF K!!! - MARREY CHRISMAS

HOW MUCH of yuor day do yuo spend tryiung to put boobs in maps??? 99%?

Levelord - Most of the day is spent thinking about putting boobs in everything, even other boobs, but unfortunately Fat Cat American Puritans, Inc. won't let me actually do that.

JEFF K!!! - will yuor MSRP rating go down?!?

Levelord - Exactly! And Grandma will go down, too, if I ever put boobs in a level!

JEFF K!!! - why are all mapmakars HORNY SEX PEOPAL?

Levelord - Now there is a good question! Okay, yes indeed, we actually have entrance exam to make sure all our level designers are sexually frustrated. Most, like me, are still virgins, too.

We mix them with the artists once they are hired. The combination of pent-up sexual desires, mixed with the perversion and abnormalities of the artists make for the best environments. That's a trade secret, BTW, and noone has ever thought to ask before. You are the shit!

JEFF K!!! - I once intarviewed CHARLUIE WEEDENHOFFER from 3D reams and he was liek MISTAR HONRY MAN teh intarview was liek:

ME: "So what gaem do yuo likes?'

CHARLIE: "NAKED 12 YEAR OLDS"

ME: "charlie ples stop, yuo will make my MSRP drop!!! and kids wont be abel to reads my siet!"

CHARLIE: "I WANT TOO HAEV SEX WITH 2 YEAR OLDS"

Levelord - 12 is okay, but they tend to scream alot and then they tell their parents, THAT aint cool... now 17, that's the shit!

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