INTARVIEW WITH LEVELORD OF RITUAL ENTARTAINMENT

BY JEFF K,!!!!!!!!!!

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ANOTHAR LUCKEY HOUSE HAS 59 SIGNED COPYS OF FAKK2 THANKS TO SANTA LEVALLORD!!!! HORRAY

JEFF K!!! - I saw a 17 year old GIRL at going too high school and she was on teh FOOTBALL CHEERLEADAR TEAM Me and JErry threw trash at her and ran away

Levelord - Jerry Rubenstein?

JEFF K!!! - THES IS TEH WORST INTARVIEW EVAR, I KNEW THIS WAS GOING TO BE A BIG MISTAKE from square one!!!

Levelord - No shit! The image is just ruined for me... I mean, I held you in high regards, now I find out you're just like any other stupid web page interviewer! What a fucked-up Christmas... I mean Hannukah this is going to be! It's like finding out that Judy Garland was a pimp-sucking drug freak!

JEFF K!!! - STOP CURSEING YOU STRUNG OUT FREAK YUOR RUINING MY SIET AND PRETIGGE WHAT SI TEH NEXT GAME YUOR MAKEING???? I WANT EXCSLUVIES

TELL M<E

Levelord - Okay, I'll hang for a while, as long as we talk about me and my great games. We are making the sequel to SiN right now. There has been an enormous public outcry and, for me, there is a personal obligation to Marvin, Chet, Eric, and the Pope.

...it's not actually a sequel to SiN, but that's what we're calling it.

...it's a driving game, actually.

JEFF K!!! - "SUPAR WHEELCHAIR RACERS 5"?

Levelord - ...god damn it! ...who fucking leaked that! ...Tom?

...Weiderhold?

...it was fucking Stevie, wasn't it!

...you know, I was the first one that wanted to put boobs on Killcreek?

JEFF K!!! - BEFOER killcreek had boobs on her, all she had was a HAIRY HIPPY NAMED JOHN ON HER and teh doctors couldant scrape it off aftar maney tries.

MARREY CHRISMAS

Levelord - I need to send you, if we're still friends after this, that is, the email address for Mrs. Esposito, my 3rd grade teacher. She'll learn you good grammer and spelling!

JEFF K!!! - HAHHAHAHA YUO SPELLED GRAMMAR WRONG AGAIN FATHEAD

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHA

Levelord - What is it with all that hair, fricken freak... get a hair cut! People like me didn't go to Nam to fight for our freedom and cool American ways just so you could go around looking like girls!

wait, I never went to Nam. What did you call me?!? Do you know who I am?!?

JEFF K!!! - Some drunk I think

will there be pirates and ghosts and astronots and vikings and dinosores in yuor next gaem and will it SUPPORT LUNIX?/

Levelord - That's the name of the fucking game! LINUX! I am going to find your source and kill the bastard!

JEFF K!!! - yuor jokes are horriabal and yuo should probaly stick to being an office menance instead of INTARVIEWEE/ who do yuo buy yuor drugs from in teh gameing insudtry?

Levelord - I am a self-made man, that includes drugs, you kow that already though, that big muscle dude from Seattle didn't get my real lab, that was just a prop.

JEFF K!!! - DO YUO DO DRUGS AND HALLUCINATE SOEMTIMES AND THINK THAT MAYEBE SOMEBODEY LIEKS YUOR MAPS?

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