NEW INTARVIEW! - SCOTT WARNAR OF BLACK AISLE (THEY MADES FALOUT AND BALDARS GATE AND ARE MAKEING ICEWINDY DALE)

i am makeing lots of gaeming man friends becuase my siet is populare!!!!!!! now I haev intarviewed Scott Warnar of Black Isle, he si makeing role palaying gaems and something called "Windy DALE", wjhich is dungons and Dragins (I haevnt heard of that gaem either, I think it si liek Final Fantatsy). so I gots scott to do an intarview and we talked about Cyclopses and role playing and good things. HE was a nice guy, much bettar than Charlie Weedhopper and the undesirabal Cliffy B (I WONT put up links to thier intarviews beucase I dont liek them), but then Scott turned out too be a jerk to at teh end, so I guess all computar men are jerks maeybe. BUT NOT ME, i am a gaem reportar and I have savoire faire!

-BY JEFF K!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Scott: How about Ultima Online?

JEFF K: Untilma online is not a vary qualeity product

JEFF K: Untimlma Online is dumb, yuo get kiled by deer

JEFF K: I hope there are no deer in your gaem

Scott: I killed a deer in UO on my first session and some guy came by me and yelled "you killed bambi! hahaha" I never played again.

JEFF K: my friend Jerry palays Dungeons and dragons and he saids that yuor rules are a rulebook or soemthing and diffrant rules tahn othar games and that nobody knows teh rules but I dont know
STABS TEH AIR WITH YOUR STICK, LIZARD MAN, YUO GOTS TOO FEED YUOR FAMELY

JEFF K: ???

Scott: Umm, yes we use different rules

Scott: 2nd Edition D&D rules not those 3rd ones yet

JEFF K: like 100 sided dice?

Scott: that's one big dice

JEFF K: looks liek testicals with lots of numbars on them

Scott: hahaha

JEFF K: Mistar Smarty men makeing othar games use Third rules

JEFF K: Nveverwintar Nights

Scott: Bioware is making that out of house

JEFF K: I DONT UNDERSTAND RULES, WHAT SI DIFFERANCE? NUMBER OF TROLLS?!?!

JEFF K: WFT???????? TELL ME NOW DAMN YUO

Scott: uhhh yeah, number of trolls! and other things.

JEFF K: mayebe its regis fillbarn!

JEFF K: HE WANTS TO USE YUO AS LIFELINE

Scott: I want to win a million dollars too.

Scott: I wonder what he'll ask?

JEFF K: REGIS: "WHAT GAEM COMPANY MAEKS GAME WHERE YUOR CAR TRUNK DISAPPEARS?"

JEFF K: CONTESTANT: "LET ME CALL MY FRIENDS AND ASK!"

Scott: "BIS! GIMMIE MY MILLION DOLLARS!"

JEFF K: REGIS: "YUO WIN, HERES MONEYS"

Scott: You didn't want the trunk anyways.

Scott: It's too cumbersome

JEFF K: MAYbe

JEFF K: SO WHY do they makes new rules?? and why are they secrat and yuo cant use them?

Scott: It's like, a super secret ultra confidential Wizards of the Coast thing.

JEFF K: that is silley

JEFF K: i should stabs them

Scott: You should apply there

JEFF K: so what is yuor game like???

Scott: Did you play Baldur's Gate?

JEFF K: NO

Scott: How about Torment?

JEFF K: NO

JEFF K: final fantansy

JEFF K: and Quake 3

Scott: Well you take a bunch of adventurers and you wander around a world killing stuff.

JEFF K: liek evarquest/?

Scott: Yeah!

JEFF K: i hoep yuo get too sit as much as Evarquest

JEFF K: CAST SPELL, SIT SIT SIT SIT

JEFF K: CAST SPELL ,SIT, SIT, SIT, DIES

Scott: OH man you can't sit in our game

JEFF K: WHAT?????/

Scott: Sorry

JEFF K: then it wont be succesful

Scott: If you can't sit??

JEFF K: yes

Scott: hmmm, maybe we'll have to look into that

JEFF K: yuo haev to COMBAT for 40 seconds, then sits for 40 minutes

JEFF K: and CAMP BOOTS

JEFF K: do yuo have fast boots?

Scott: yeah!

JEFF K: ohm, then it might be good

Scott: Of course it'll be good!

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