NEW INTARVIEW! - SCOTT WARNAR OF BLACK AISLE (THEY MADES FALOUT AND BALDARS GATE AND ARE MAKEING ICEWINDY DALE) i am makeing lots of gaeming man friends becuase my siet is populare!!!!!!! now I haev intarviewed Scott Warnar of Black Isle, he si makeing role palaying gaems and something called "Windy DALE", wjhich is dungons and Dragins (I haevnt heard of that gaem either, I think it si liek Final Fantatsy). so I gots scott to do an intarview and we talked about Cyclopses and role playing and good things. HE was a nice guy, much bettar than Charlie Weedhopper and the undesirabal Cliffy B (I WONT put up links to thier intarviews beucase I dont liek them), but then Scott turned out too be a jerk to at teh end, so I guess all computar men are jerks maeybe. BUT NOT ME, i am a gaem reportar and I have savoire faire! -BY JEFF K!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! JEFF K: how many hit points to cyclopes have? Scott: a bunch... JEFF K: Like teh most? JEFF K: who has more than them> Not maeny I hope!!! Scott: Well, not the most but definitely a bunch. Scott: We're gonna have a Jeff K cyclopes JEFF K: JEFF K SMASH CARS RAWWWR I HATE TRUNKS ANYWAYS### Scott: hahaha JEFF K: si it a secrat cyclopes? Scott: It's an easter egg THEY ARE PUTING THIS IN THERE GAME! ME TEH CYCLOPES! JEFF K: it should be a maine characyar who joins yuor team JEFF K: he gives good wisdom Scott: What would it say? JEFF K: JEFF K CYCLOPS: "DONT EAT THAT CIGARETTE< IT SI BAD FOR YUO" JEFF K: JEFF K CYCLOPS: "OOH< I GIVE YUO A MAGIC HEALEING POTION" JEFF K: JEFF K CYCLOPS: "RICHARD GARIOT SI A FAGOT AND I BREAK TEH SHRINE OF HONESTY, NO MORE SHADOWLARDS" Scott: You're a giver Scott: I wonder what Richard is up to JEFF K: he sits on a pILE OF MONEY Scott: That's the goal of every RPG designer Scott: To sit on a pile of gold JEFF K: liek Scrooge Mcduke JEFF K: who maeks maps for yuo? Scott: a bunch of people here.... JEFF K: CRISPAN ANTCOW? Scott: it's a several step process JEFF K: so somebody says "okey, i will draw healeing potions:" and somebody says "i make teh ground" and then yuo come in and says "I write it so ghosts touch you and give healeing potions?" Scott: Yeah, I make the ghosts fondle you. JEFF K: do they have less hit points than cyclopes? Scott: Ghosts? Yeah way less JEFF K: GOOD, YUOR DOING SOMETHING RIGHT THEN JEFF K: can tyuo give me exclusive oinformation so I can scoops Inscite magazine? Scott: HMMM Okay Scott: We have walking mushrooms in our game JEFF K: HAHAHAHAAAAAAAA JEFF K: HAHAHA HOW GAY JEFF K: LIEK MARIO 2??? TOAD? Scott: We saw Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas and got inspired JEFF K: mario 2 had toad, he was walkeing mushroom, yuo could jump on his head Scott: No like Donkey Kong 3 with the bugspray JEFF K: I HATE THAT GAEM Scott: OH MAN! JEFF K: is there aliens in yuor game? Scott: There is in Fallout 2 JEFF K: yes, they were scarey JEFF K: what about Windy Dale? Scott: Windy Dale has no aliens. Sorry JEFF K: Dose it haev diffrant dimesnions like Evarquest? JEFF K: Evarquest has teh Plane of hat and the Hair Plane@ Scott: Planescape:Torment has different planes! JEFF K: YES, I KNOW, BUT I STILL WILL NOT BUY YOUR VARY HIGH QUALIETY PRODUCT SIR JEFF K: so how many wepones will yuor game haev? 100? JEFF K: 3? Scott: I think we have over 100 weapons JEFF K: so do yuo gets a lots of charactars to playa as??? Scott: You get to make six characters anyway you like them. Scott: Like a Whopper. JEFF K: A LOT of stats, or just "CHANGE HAIR COLOR, 6 STRENGTH, FAT CHEEKS"??? Scott: You can change all kinds of things yeah, like stats and what they look like. JEFF K: Can yuo play ovar a modam? Scott: YUp! And a serial cord! Scott: If Bioware had the time, they would have made it so you could do it over cups and string JEFF K: What about teh doors that chew yuo? I palayed Dungeons and Dragons once and I got eaten my a monstar door and a monstar treasare chest. Do yuo haev those? Scott: We have no mimics. JEFF K: well thats not good at all!!! i predict failure for Windy Dale Scott: I'm SORRY! CLICK THIS WORDS FOR TEH NEXT PAEG IN MY STAR STUDDED INTARVIEW!!!!!!!!