*if the animal dies on the spot your psi energy is too powerful or perhaps not powerful enough
Thinking you're a vampire certainly isn't caused by being raised by messed up parents. I think we've scientifically ruled that one out.
If my girlfriend started chanting and shit and I'd want to escape to a dream as soon as possible, too.
You know, "Leontyne" could have saved us all a lot of trouble in that last paragraph by just skipping the description and calling it a "nerd frankenstein".
Not if she finds out about this vampyre crap, hotshot.
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