Correct me if I'm wrong but I figure there is a pretty big difference between two consenting adults doing what they choose, and a 40-year-old man tricking some poor little kid into touching his horrible genitals.
All right, another human being whose existence I can rue.
Well, when you put it THAT way...
Legal or not, being aroused by cartoon children puts you easily in "downright fucking creep" territory.
For Kay this dream would be considered a nightmare.
After years of being misunderstood, I had hoped we finally had "our" story. I was wrong.
He had a yellow inflatable tube around his waist, the kind with a comical duck head. There was a tiny fish in one of his hands, and a trident in the other. In the background a squirrel wearing shades was water skiing.
For fans of meaningless awards, these awards are extra meaningless.
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