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TOUCHDOWN FOR DEMOCRACY
Special Edition

Our Nations Capital, Washington, D.C.

You’ve located him?  No, don’t send your boys in.  I’ve got someone better in mind.

Moments later, star football player #86/68 gets an important phone call.

It’s Hitler?  You’ve found him?  Yes sir!  Of course Mr. President!

#86/68 is caught between two duties!

Boys, my country needs me.  Can you win the game without me?

But of course his team understands!

We’ll pull through, #86/68!  The country needs your help!

The Coach offers some encouragement!

Don't worry about us, son.  Make America proud! 

#86/68 tracks Hitler to an abandoned football stadium outside of Berlin

AN AMERIKAN!  GET HIM!

Oh no!  Nazi eugenics programs and genetic engineering have created the ultimate touchdown machine!

GRRRRRRR!!!

Hitler pulls an old trick out of his playbook!

BLITZ!

#86/68 IS FIGHTINING THE NAZIS!

I hope you can stomach a little unnecessary roughness!

#86/68 HAS DEFEATED THE NAZIS!

TOUCHDOWN FOR DEMOCRACY!

Hitler is enraged!

I’LL GET YOU NEXT TIME, AMERIKAN!

It looks like a congratulatory phone call is in order!

On behalf of America and the free world, good work #86/68!

 
It was an honor to serve my country!

Meanwhile, somewhere in Germany

I’ll have my revenge!  Zee Amerikan will die!

THE END
   

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