TOUCHDOWN FOR DEMOCRACY
Special Edition
Our Nations Capital, Washington,
D.C.
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You’ve located him?
No, don’t send your boys in.
I’ve got someone better in mind.
Moments later, star football player
#86/68 gets an important phone call.
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It’s Hitler? You’ve
found him? Yes
sir! Of
course Mr. President!
#86/68 is caught between two
duties!
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Boys, my country needs me.
Can you win the game without me?
But of course his team understands!
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We’ll pull through, #86/68!
The country needs your help!
The Coach offers some
encouragement!
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Don't worry about us, son. Make America
proud!
#86/68 tracks Hitler to an
abandoned football stadium outside of Berlin
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AN AMERIKAN! GET
HIM!
Oh no!
Nazi eugenics programs and genetic engineering
have created the ultimate touchdown machine!
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GRRRRRRR!!!
Hitler pulls an old trick out of
his playbook!
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BLITZ!
#86/68 IS FIGHTINING THE NAZIS!
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I hope you can stomach a little unnecessary roughness!
#86/68 HAS DEFEATED THE NAZIS!
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TOUCHDOWN FOR DEMOCRACY!
Hitler is enraged!
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I’LL GET YOU NEXT TIME, AMERIKAN!
It looks like a congratulatory
phone call is in order!
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On behalf of America and the free world, good work
#86/68!
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It was an honor to serve my country!
Meanwhile, somewhere in Germany
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I’ll have my revenge!
Zee Amerikan will die!
THE END
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