SO BE IT, SOVIET
Special Edition
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We’re here at the big Superpower Super Bowl, where the
Americans are getting absolutely pummeled by the Soviet
team! The
Americans have called a time out, and it looks like
#86/68 is giving his team a pep talk!
On the sidelines of the biggest
game in sports history
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#86/68, I don’t think those Soviets are playing fair!
There's something odd about them… like they
aren’t even human!
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I wouldn’t put past old Stalin to have a few tricks up
his sleeves, but we can still win this one for America! Even if the Soviets aren’t playing by the rules!
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You’re right #86/68!
Lets go win this one fair and square for America!
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It looks like the game is ready to continue, with the
American team looking as determined as ever!
Meanwhile a dark shadow hangs over
the arena, watching from a deluxe skybox
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These Americans don’t seem to want to give up. I
shall have to raise the intensity of my TackleBots!
Back in the game
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TACKLE! SMASH!
KILL!
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Uh…#86/68, we don’t like the sound of this!
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Stay strong! For
America!
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Right! For
America!
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HUT HUT HUT HIKE!!!!!!
#86/68 IS TACKLING THE
SOVIETS!!!!!!!
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GO FOR THE TOUCHDOWN!
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FOR AMERICA!
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Unbelievable!
The United States has just come from behind to
win the game! A
victory for the entire free world!
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This cannot be! These
Americans will pay for defeating the Soviet Empire!
A congratulatory phone call is in
order!
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Good job on leading your team to an outstanding victory
over Communist oppression, #86/68!
America is once again indebted to you!
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I couldn’t have done it without the support of my
team!
Moments later
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GET HITLER ON THE LINE.
IT SEEMS HE AND I HAVE A COMMON ENEMY NOW!
THE END
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