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THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE A DEMOCRACY

The White House, Washington, D.C.

I thought this was meant to be a democracy!


This IS a democracy, but you have to have proof of innocence when you are charged with a crime!


How can I prove that I'm not a spy then!?!


You'll have my trust after you complete a dangerous secret mission.


I'll do it!

Hours later in Nazi occupied Germany

YOU MUZT TACKLE ZEE AMERIKANS!



HEIL TOUCHDOWN!

Hitler is surprised by a mysterious figure!  It's a Chinaman!

My fists will teach you democracy!


GET HIM!


FOR THE FATHERLAND!

BRUCE LEE IS FIGHTING THE NAZIS!!!

You're too slow, Nazi menace!

Bruce Lee has defeated the nazi!

You guys are all full of sukiyaki!

BUT WAIT, ANOTHER NAZI APPEARS!

BRUCE LEE IS FIGHTING THE NAZIS!!!

I can't keep this up forever!  I need help!

IT LOOKS LIKE HELP HAS JUST ARRIVED!

I'VE GOT YOUR BACK, BRUCE LEE!

#86/68 is defeating the Nazis!

Thud!  Smack!  Wham! 

Hitler has been foiled again!

I WILL GET YOU NEXT TIME, #86/68!  YOU TOO BRUCE LEE!

The heroes celebrate

Thanks for the help, #86/68.  I was a goner for sure!


I think the President has something he'd like to say!

The White House, Washington, D.C.

Congratulations, Bruce Lee!  You've passed the test!  Our nation owes you its gratitude!


I couldn't have done it without my friend, #86/68!  It was American teamwork that won the day!

 

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