THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE A DEMOCRACY
The
White House, Washington, D.C.
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I thought this was meant to be a democracy!
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This IS a democracy, but you have to have proof of
innocence when you are charged with a crime!
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How can I prove that I'm not a spy then!?!
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You'll have my trust after you complete a dangerous secret
mission.
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I'll do it!
Hours
later in Nazi occupied Germany
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YOU MUZT TACKLE ZEE AMERIKANS!
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HEIL TOUCHDOWN!
Hitler
is surprised by a mysterious figure!
It's a Chinaman!
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My fists will teach you democracy!
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GET HIM!
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FOR THE FATHERLAND!
BRUCE
LEE IS FIGHTING THE NAZIS!!!
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You're too slow, Nazi menace!
Bruce
Lee has defeated the nazi!
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You guys are all full of sukiyaki!
BUT
WAIT, ANOTHER NAZI APPEARS!
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BRUCE
LEE IS FIGHTING THE NAZIS!!!
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I can't keep this up forever!
I need help!
IT
LOOKS LIKE HELP HAS JUST ARRIVED!
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I'VE GOT YOUR BACK, BRUCE LEE!
#86/68
is defeating the Nazis!
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Thud! Smack! Wham!
Hitler
has been foiled again!
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I WILL GET YOU NEXT TIME, #86/68!
YOU TOO BRUCE LEE!
The
heroes celebrate
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Thanks for the help, #86/68.
I was a goner for sure!
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I think the President has something he'd like to say!
The
White House, Washington, D.C.
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Congratulations, Bruce Lee!
You've passed the test!
Our nation owes you its gratitude!
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I couldn't have done it without my friend, #86/68! It was American teamwork that won the day!
THE END
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