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TORA BORA TACKLE
The White House
You’re sure? Okay.
Have you boys ready, I’m making the call.
Meanwhile, moments after a dramatic
football game
A phone call for me?
The President wants me in Washington?
I’m on my way!
Back in Washington
We’ve tracked Osama Bin Laden to a cave in the Tora Bora
region. #86/68,
I won’t lie to you.
This is a difficult operation.
He’s in there with highly trained al Qaeda
warriors willing to give their lives.
Can the United States of America count on you?
#86/68 doesn’t even have to think
I’m the man for the job, Mr. President!
Deep beneath the Pentagon
We’re going to airlift you directly over his cave, where
you will then parachute down.
After that, you’ll be on your own.
#86/68 is pumped and ready to go!
Sounds like a plan!
Tora Bora mountains, Afghanistan
Allah has demanded we destroy the great Satan!
FOR ALLAH!
The time has come for the Islamic world to tackle the
western powers, drunken and controlled by the Zionist
Devils!
#86/68 IS ON THE SCENE!
YOUR EVIL HAS COME TO AN END OSAMA!
THE BATTLE HAS BEGUN!!!!
JIHAD!
IT’S AN AL-QAEDA OFFENSE!
#86/68 IS FIGHTING THE TERRORISTS!
HAVE A FISTFUL OF DEMOCRACY, SCUMBAG!
#86/68 HAS DEFEATED THE AL-QAEDA
NETWORK!
Touchdown for justice!
You’re next, Osama!
Osama is stunned and unprotected!
YOU AMERICAN DEVIL! ALLAH
WILL DEFEAT YOU!
You’ve defaced your faith!
Allah does not condone murder!
You may have disrupted my network, but you’ll never
catch me!
Osama has escaped!
CURSES! He’s
escaped me!
#86/68 reports back to Washington
Don’t beat yourself too hard, #86/68.
Osama bin Laden is one of the most cunning
criminals to ever live.
I’m sure you two will square it off sooner or
later.
I fumbled this one, Mr. President! I just wish I could have brought some justice to this nation.
You did, #86/68. You
did. With the
destruction of the Al-Qaeda network, terrorism has been
dealt a deadly blow.
You’ve saved countless lives, #86/68, and
that’s a major touchdown for democracy!
THE END
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