According to the acceptance speeches at this year's Oscars, there is a war going on. It should therefore be the duty of every man, woman and dog to prepare for battle. Thankfully, our forum goons created a few animated instructions on how to best prepare for the harsh realities that come with living in times of war, based on this boring guide. Use the following images to motivate yourself until you feel ready to cause unspeakable harm to anyone who dares hail from a country other than your own.
angry_keebler feels the pain caused by war every day, after his Xbox 360 red-ringed during a game of Call Of Duty 4.
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