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The Drawbacks of Being Impaled by a Steel Beam

Wednesday, Apr 24, 2019 by Dennis "Corin Tucker's Stalker" Farrell (@DennisFarrell)

Months of watching what you eat. Getting more exercise. It finally felt like your body was heading in the right direction. Now you weigh an additional four hundred pounds. Back to awkwardly wearing a t-shirt in the pool!

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