Why Beto O'Rourke is Perfect for Democrats in 2020
The democrats are lining up to do battle with Trump in 2020, but is Beto great-o? Yes.
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WAO~
"WAO~" says someone in the audience, amazed by a simple layup. It's the thing that Americans yell when they yell, which is all the time.
Excerpt from Chapter One of Macro Aggressions: Zero Safe Space by T.H. Brightstone
Former Navy SEAL Jeff Caliber survived tier one special ops and is now studying creative writing at Sarah Lawrence College in New York. And fighting terrorists.
The Five Stages of Cutting Your Own Hair
You gave yourself that bad haircut years ago. You're a smarter person now. More well-rounded as a human. This time you'll probably be able to cut your hair like a champ. This is a terrific idea!
How Dare Southwest Airlines Laugh at My Children's Names
My children have beautiful names like Brazzers Dawg and they have been humiliated. Southwest Airlines is disgusting!
Specific Instructions for Our "ALF in Peril" Sexual Roleplay
Honey, I would like to take you on a freight train to Pound Town with ALF himself as the mad engineer.
2018 Holiday Gift Guide For People You Love, Hate, and Won't Buy a Gift For
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An Absurdly Biased Look at the Neo Geo Mini
This thing was basically made specifically for me, but you can probably have one too.
Bethesda's Open Letter to Fallout 76 Players
With Fallout 76 you will be left wondering "What, exactly, is this?"
Some Genius Let Me In Google's Project Stream, And Now I'm Spilling the Beans All Over Your Screen
Better than expected, and absolute garbage
Hologram Man
The Spiritual Successor to Demolition Man! Wait, did we say successor? We meant shameless ripoff.
