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My (House's) Water Broke!

Tuesday, Oct 15, 2019 by Dennis "Corin Tucker's Stalker" Farrell (@DennisFarrell)

Last Friday I crept downstairs at 5 am as usual and made coffee, then turned on my PC only to realize I was standing in water. This was different than the computer sweat that usually pools beneath my desk.

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