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Tacky and Hideous: The Erotic World of Limited Edition Consoles

Thursday, Mar 21, 2019 by Dennis "Corin Tucker's Stalker" Farrell (@DennisFarrell)

Never before has a piece of consumer hardware so perfectly captured the feeling of hiding a boner while browsing the airbrushed t-shirt stall at a county fair!

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