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I Made Fun of My Computer, Then Lightning Destroyed It

Tuesday, Jun 25, 2019 by Dennis "Corin Tucker's Stalker" Farrell (@DennisFarrell)

A few weeks ago I made some jokes at the expense of my decrepit PC. Last Monday a karma-shaped bolt of lightning struck the side of my house and blasted that computer to smithereens.

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