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We Can All Agree This Is Spider-Man's Best Costume

Tuesday, Sep 17, 2019 by Dennis "Corin Tucker's Stalker" Farrell (@DennisFarrell)

"Whatever." The word that defined a generation. The rallying cry of Generation X. The mantra of Generation Surge. Peter Parker said it first, while wearing his best costume.

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