Something Awful: The Internet Makes You Stupid

If elected, I will work closely with the folks who say I am a deep state communist MS-13 child trafficker

Friday, Oct 19, 2018 by The Resistance Candidate (@sexyfacts4u)

In these contentious political times it is more important than ever to work together in a bipartisan way with the people who said I should be thrown out of a helicopter for being an Antifa terrorist.

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