Something Awful: The Internet Makes You Stupid

Since When is the Heil Hitler Salute a Bad Thing?

Friday, Jan 11, 2019 by Steve King (@sexyfacts4u)

Iowa Congressman Steve King reflects on how our PC culture is limiting arm speech.

A Copy of Dude, Where's My Country? Responds to Tidying up with Marie Kondo
01-10-2019 by A Copy of Dude, Where's My Country?
A valuable possession pleads for its life.
Thunderdome's Alternate Game Modes
01-08-2019 by Dennis "Corin Tucker's Stalker" Farrell
Two Men Enter, One Man Leaves: A slight variation on the standard format. In this, one of the two men turns around immediately and exits the Thunderdome without incident.
Robocop didn't always use toilets
01-05-2019 by Robomore
We know you've been wondering about Robocop's bathroom situation and we are happy to provide you with answers!
New Year, New Salt Lick
01-02-2019 by Dennis "Corin Tucker's Stalker" Farrell
Remove the salt lick from your kitchen. It is stuffed in your bread box, directly on top of your bread. Your bread is squished. It is flat and compressed into a gummy substance unsuitable for sandwiches. Do not feel bad. Your bread knew what it was signing up for. It was either you or the bread.
The Good News in 2018
12-28-2018 by Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons
2018 was bad, but was it all bad? Here are a few stories to brighten your year's end!