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Tuesday, Aug 20, 2019 by Dennis "Corin Tucker's Stalker" Farrell (@DennisFarrell)

Down-Only Ladder: Simply jump up to the top rung, then enjoy the smoothest downward climb of your life. Ideal for home projects that require you to be on the ground.

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