Searay wasted three perfectly edible fruits to make people on the internet laugh while millions starve in Africa trying to live on a diet of rice and dirt and bugs.
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shootforit based the idea for his pumpkins on designs from the only 3 t-shirts he owns.
SmilinBob dedicated this powerful message of hope to all hockey goalies worldwide. Keep reachin' for that unreachable slapshot, boys.
Coming soon from somebeachsomewhere: A "Beware of the dog" pumpkin.
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